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# Fugs and Fabs: Screening of "Jobs"
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-screening-of-jobs/
- Published: 2013-08-14T20:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2013-08-15T17:37:27.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Matthew Modine

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176479660.xml)

I mean, it IS thematic -- he plays one of the pirates of Silicon Valley. Matthew Modine might be a secret genius. Or even an unsecret genius (I don't know his life).

## Ashton Kutcher

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176479537.xml)

Ashton is trying his hardest to be Mr. Rogers, but son, that trolley won't come for just anyone. (Having said that, he does look very nice and clean; I just think the cardigan in the height of August is a try-hard touch too much.)

## Lucas Neff

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176481118.xml)

There is a lot going on here: blue jeans, white shirt, purple tie, grey jacket with black piping... the sum of the parts is not so much "DAMN as "Hmm."

## Bryce Dallas Howard

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176479441.xml)

Her taste has improved TREMENDOUSLY from when she first came on the scene for that terrible M. Night Shyamalan movie in which she plays some watery tart who throws a quest at him (sorry for the bastardization, Monty Python). But I think highlighter-yellow shoes are hard to pull off without a pedicure.

## Alexis Knapp

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176481171.xml)

... So, is this the minidress equivalent of having an accent wall?

## Dermot Mulroney

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176479415.xml)

And here's Dermot Mulroney, demonstrably not being Dylan McDermott.

## Lesley Ann Warren

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176479208.xml)

And here is Miss Scarlet herself. Her business was secrets, and Yvette found them out for her; unfortunately, apparently the years have not been kind to her ability to KEEP secrets. By which I mean, her shirt is as flimsy as her Wadsworth's math skills. And if none of that made sense to you, I IMPLORE YOU to go find "Clue" and watch it, because then we can discuss who is The Best. The answer is: EVERYONE. I hope Madeline Kahn and Eileen Brennan are having a glass of possibly poisoned sherry up in another realm.

[Fugs and Fabs: Screening of "Jobs"I feel like, if Jobs were any good, a) the previews wouldn't make me go, "Oh, look, it's Ashton Kutcher saying a bunch of grown-up words," and b) it wouldn't be getting burned off in the dregs of summer, but rather open in limited release sometime closer to the Oscars to improve its dark-horse chances. And thus, Matthew Modine is going to steal this slideshow. Sorry, Kelso. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176479660.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-screening-of-jobs-08-2013/)