Matthew Modine
I mean, it IS thematic -- he plays one of the pirates of Silicon Valley. Matthew Modine might be a secret genius. Or even an unsecret genius (I don't know his life).
Ashton Kutcher
Ashton is trying his hardest to be Mr. Rogers, but son, that trolley won't come for just anyone. (Having said that, he does look very nice and clean; I just think the cardigan in the height of August is a try-hard touch too much.)
Lucas Neff
There is a lot going on here: blue jeans, white shirt, purple tie, grey jacket with black piping... the sum of the parts is not so much "DAMN as "Hmm."
Bryce Dallas Howard
Her taste has improved TREMENDOUSLY from when she first came on the scene for that terrible M. Night Shyamalan movie in which she plays some watery tart who throws a quest at him (sorry for the bastardization, Monty Python). But I think highlighter-yellow shoes are hard to pull off without a pedicure.
Alexis Knapp
... So, is this the minidress equivalent of having an accent wall?
Dermot Mulroney
And here's Dermot Mulroney, demonstrably not being Dylan McDermott.
Lesley Ann Warren
And here is Miss Scarlet herself. Her business was secrets, and Yvette found them out for her; unfortunately, apparently the years have not been kind to her ability to KEEP secrets. By which I mean, her shirt is as flimsy as her Wadsworth's math skills. And if none of that made sense to you, I IMPLORE YOU to go find "Clue" and watch it, because then we can discuss who is The Best. The answer is: EVERYONE. I hope Madeline Kahn and Eileen Brennan are having a glass of possibly poisoned sherry up in another realm.