
Let's all just start out by giving Xavier Dolan a hand for choosing not to be boring. And then sort of gently look away from Sienna Miller so as not to have to acknowledge it.

This is both musty and glum. Glusty?

Whereas this is kind of Center Stage meets Cost Plus and I might mean that in a MUCH nicer way -- truly! -- if I didn't hate her hair so much.

Note: I don't hate it under every possible circumstance. At a BBQ, this is cute. You could wear it to the pool, you could wear it off to school. You could wear it at a festival, you could wear it....Dr Seuss's job is harder than it looks. My point being: I know she loves this kind of thing, but I don't think her head matches the rest of her.

But that skirt DOES look satisfyingly swooshy. I will give her that.
