Scarlett Johansson in Bec and Bridge
Those shoes actually make me long for a nude platform patent pump. I KNOW.
Kerry Washington in Balenciaga
It's fine and all, but Kerry usually has bolder taste than this, and I would've expected to see her leading the way in our Patterns post. Zzz.
Kristen Wiig in Yigal Azrouel
This feels like it bears no relation to the head OR the feet. Another Zzz. WAKE ME UP PLEASE SOMEONE.
Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell (in Andrew Gn)
He looks terrific. That tie is tremendous. She looks like a present someone wrapped out of the scraps in the underbed box.
Anne Heche
This is cute and unusual. Thumbs up, Heche.
Selita Ebanks
Not only are these hideous, but I think we've got a polterwang sighting. That should be the plot of the new Ghostbusters.
Rene Russo
Boring as hell, but she looks classy in it.
Oprah Winfrey
This is, in fact, what I imagine 100 percent of all people do TO Oprah when they see her at the grocery store and such.
Jenny Slate in Mary Katrantzou
This has to be the most sedate Katrantzou in existence. It's pretty on her. I like Jenny Slate, but having just watched the Parks & Rec finale, I think that her character never actually worked and the show WAY overcommitted to it, for too long, to the point where she sucked all the oxygen out of the scenes she was in. And kind of ruined Jean-Ralphio, because they started writing him too much like her. I don't blame her for doing what she was hired to do, though, and Obvious Childis supposed to be great, so: digressions over.
Aja Naomi King in ALC
She is great with a bold color. Love the shoe pic. I hope Michaela stabs someone on the MUUUUUURDER season finale tonight.
Jessica Chastain in Saint Laurent
Back to boring-but-nice.
Patricia Arquette
Also a perfectly nice outfit. I'm struck by how breezy and great her HEAD looks, though.
Marisa Tomei
Considering how NUTBALLS she looked the next night at the Oscars, I thought we should all see that she's still at least marginally sane.
Melissa Benoist
She is apparently TV's new Supergirl; if you recognize her, it's probably from "Glee" or "Whiplash." This is nice, but let's add a few more accessories next time.
Marcia Cross
Welcome back, Kimberly Shaw. We missed you. RIP OFF YOUR WIG. Or, you know, poison someone, maybe? Whatever you need to do. I trust you.
Natasha Lyonne
For something with electric blue shoes, I wish this were all a bit zippier HA HA HA HA I am malfunctioning I think.