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Zendaya

Zendaya, I love you and those are really stretching the definition of "jeans." They're more like a denim skirt with a MASSIVE fringe issue.

Kiernan Shipka

Kiernan looks adorable and fun, and I just realized that she and T Swizzle have very similar hair at the moment. How is Kiernan not the Youngest Member of Taylor's Lady Brigade right now?

Katharine McPhee

Kat McPhee's facial expression makes it seem as if the full impact of Smash as a cultural touchstone has finally just hit her. That said, while I hope she brought shoes that make it easy to dance in the aisle than those otherwise cute ones, I think this dress is swell.

Nina Dobrev

I love her with the curly hair. (I hope this means that she brought a little Katherine Pierce with her to the concert.) To me, this is the perfect concert-going outfit, even if you are stopping by the Tommy Bahama Taylor Swift Mai Tai Bash At Staples (or whatever). A dress, because it's been too hot for jeans here in Los Angeles (hence Zendaya going for her most ventilated ones), a jean jacket in case the AC is insane, and cute boots that are comfortable and protect your feet after Kat McPhee gets drunk and starts dancing amok, not watching where she'd putting those stilettos.

Zoey Deutch

Zoey D has NEVER looked more like her Mom, Lea Thompson. (Bonus points for Kiernan S back there, waiting patiently for her turn in front of the camera).

Lacey Chabert

She looks totally normal and not as if her hair has that many secrets at the moment.

Peyton List

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Matt LeBlanc

And then Matt LeBlanc showed up. If I can believe the internet, this is the concert at which Taylor welcomed to the stage Matt LeBlanc and Chris Rock, which...okay, I love Joey T and Chris Rock is a superstar, but that is RANDOM. (Later, she welcomed to the stage Mary J Blige, which makes way more sense, because of how Mary J has a variety of songs she could sing, to everyone's delight.) (PS: I assume you've seen the parody video of Taylor welcoming random people to the stage. My favorite bit was, "please welcome to the stage...my two best friends, Gigi Hadid and THE BLAIR WITCH!")

Fugs and Fabs: Some Tommy Bahama Party At This Weekend's Taylor Swift Concert, I Don't Even Know
Listen, what do I know? But when I float past the Tommy Bahama at The Grove on the way to J Crew (where I will get annoyed that they don't have anything I want, after which I will go across the walkway to Barnes & Noble to visit The Royal We and then buy like seven other books I forgot I needed) and I peek inside and see all the nice ladies waiting for their husbands to buy their silk weekend shirts, I do not think, "this TOTALLY reminds me of Taylor Swift!" I think, "wow, Tommy Bahama always smells REALLY good." (My local Tommy Bahama smells delicious. I do not know why.) [Photos: Getty]

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