Selena Gomez

Can I tell you a secret? I quite enjoy the Selena Gomez opus Monte Carlo. But this outfit is about twenty years too old for her.

Selena Gomez

Ashley Benson

And I think Ashley Benson might be the best actor on Pretty Little Liars (although it's fairly well-acted in general, at least by the women [the boys are mostly shirtless wax figurines, except for Caleb, who rules). But this dress is ABSURD. It is Project Runway run amok.

Ashley Benson

Vanessa Hudgens

And I have nothing but love for Fug Madness champion Vanessa Hudgens. Which is why I want to burn this lace monstrosity in a cleansing fire ritual.

Vanessa Hudgens

Am I wrong to like this? Probably, right? And yet here we are.

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