> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fabs: Super Bowl XLIX Weekend - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-super-bowl-xlix-weekend/ - Published: 2015-02-02T20:00:53.000Z - Updated: 2015-02-02T07:46:14.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41 ## Chrissy Teigen ![chrissy teigen Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/chrissy-teigen-super-bowl-xlix-462534138.xml) Chrissy, give that child back his slacks. His grandmother is going to be SO ANGRY at him for "losing" them. ## Johnny Weir ![johnny weir Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-johnny-weir-462641214.xml) I mean, this is basically a figure skating costume for if he did an exhibition program set to "I've Been Waiting All Day For Sunday Night," right? How WERE Johnny and Tara, by the way? I didn't watch their part. But my concern with them is that NBC has forgotten they're not just a novelty act. The whole reason they worked so well for figure skating was that they mixed the wacky with great technical knowledge and analysis. They're insightful. So yeah, we enjoyed the crazy outfits, but we stayed because they broke down the skating in a way that was smart and not sycophantic. I don't want NBC to make them a punch line. THE END. ## Rihanna ![rihanna Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spl940747_031.xml) True fact: Whatever you think of this outfit, it's better menswear than some of what the men had on. ## Nicki Minaj ![Nicki Minaj Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-nicki-minaj-462553672.xml) Nicki wore this to an event called the Bud Light House of Whatever, and NEVER has there been a more apt match of event title and outfit. ## Charli XCX ![Charli XCX at Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spl939513_005.xml) I can't even really process the clothes because of the seething distaste I feel for the shoes. ## Charli XCX ![charli xcx Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spl940941_045.xml) Oh my God, seriously, she could even use a stylist JUST for her feet. ## Charli XCX and Steven Tyler ![charli xcx steven tyler Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-462602978.xml) This photo is enough to strike fear into anyone's heart, and also, Aubrey Plaza is going to play Charli in the eventual movie about whatever happened before and after this photo. ## Idina Menzel ![Idina Menzel Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-idina-menzel-462636598.xml) She looks nice -- her hair, in particular, is very fetching. As I noted on Twitter, I was listening to ESPN radio on Friday, and Dan Le Batard (whose name I ALWAYS misread as Dan Le Bastard) told her that her historic shortest anthem was something like a minute and thirty seconds, and her longest was two minutes and one second. He then asked which he thought she'd favor, and she said that she planned to milk her moment and suspected she'd go closer to two minutes. And indeed, per Peter King, she took two minutes and four seconds. A personal record, to be sure, but I confess I rolled my eyes SO HARD at how she drew that sucker out into a soap opera. Also, Idina, if you're going to milk your moment, don't be flat on the high note. ## Chrissy Teigen ![chrissy teigen Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spl940607_026.xml) I might like the outfit, but that is NOT her best makeup. ## Chrissy Teigen John Legend ![chrissy teigen john legend Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-chrissy-teigen-john-legend-462636626.xml) I know it's the Super Bowl, and I know it's Arizona, but put on some real pants, child. Everyone else did. ## Jamaal Charles ![jamaal charles Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-jamaal-charles-462554838.xml) Well, almost everyone. ## J.J. Watt ![JJ Watt Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-jj-watt-462616380.xml) He looks like he lost a bet with Frank Gifford, or something, and had to swap jackets. ## Eddie Lacy ![eddie lacy Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-eddie-lacy-462616430.xml) This is crazy but in a weird way I'm totally into it. He's a Packer! That's Green Bay gold right there, yes? ## Colin Kaepernick ![colin kaepernick Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-colin-kaepernick-462550828.xml) Whereas, to me, he could not be a bigger poser. ## Jerome Bettis ![jerome bettis Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-jerome-bettis-462603932.xml) The Bus is in the Hall of Fame. I am delighted by this, as when my husband and I met, Jerome here was the human intersection of my rooting interest (Notre Dame) and his (Pittsburgh). ## Steve Weatherford ![steve weather ford Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-462603216.xml) He is the New York Giants' punter (and has been dubbed The Sickest Body in the NFL). My favorite part about this is that he was captioned, "Player Steve Weatherford," as if the photographer thought he might just be some random ladies' man, man's man, and man about town. ## Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn ![aaron rodgers olivia munn Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-aaron-rodgers-olivia-munn-462616252.xml) Is this "romance" still happening? ... Can you tell that I am side-eyeing it big time? I mean, you never -- at least not lately, right? -- see them within sniffing distance of each other unless there is a red carpet involved. And their faces look like, "Hey, ten minutes ago we saw each other for the first time in four months." ANYWAY: They both look just fine and I will forget about it in five minutes. ## Calvin Johnson ![calvin johnson Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-calvin-johnson-462642284.xml) His outfit is nuts. Or am I nuts for thinking it kind of works? ## Calvin Johnson ![Calvin Johnson Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spl940167_072.xml) He is a groovy dude. I wish he had been on my fantasy football team. ## Nate Burleson ![nate burleson Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spl940690_149.xml) He WAS on my fantasy football team... eons ago, when he was a Minnesota Viking. I appreciate this effort, but there's something hilarious to me about how LAYERED some of these men are, and how NAKED some of the women are. ## Erin Heatherton ![erin heather ton Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spl940167_044.xml) Case in point. ## Zachary Levi ![zachary levi Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-zachary-levi-462553530.xml) This picture made me laugh. Although I only just noticed he doesn't seem to have on a wedding ring. HMMM. ## Reggie Bush ![reggie bush Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-reggie-bush-462547650.xml) The more you realize how much his wife looks like his ex Kim Kardashian, the weirder it is. ## Maria Menounos and Michael Bay ![maria menounos michael bay Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-maria-menounos-michael-bay-462600208.xml) I assume these two are discussing Mr. Bay's forthcoming film about Maria's stint hosting the SAGs red carpet for E. Why? Because ALL Michael Bay projects involve a crash-and-burn. ZING. ## Ryan Cabrera ![Ryan Cabrera Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spl940941_056.xml) THE HEAD-SUIT HAS FALLEN. REPEAT: THE HEAD-SUIT HAS FALLEN. ## AnnaLynne McCord ![annalynne mccord Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spl940790_003.xml) It's not the worst thing she's ever worn, by far, but I do think she put her cropped straitjacket on backwards. ## AnnaLynne McCord ![annalynne mccord Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-462603302.xml) The giant coffee filter so nice, she wore it twice. ## Alyssa Milano ![alyssa milano Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-462605722.xml) ALSO not the worst thing SHE has worn, but she's dressed less like an attendee of a Maxim party than a chaperon. ## Curt Menefee ![curt menefee Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/super-bowl-xlix-462603690.xml) I don't think I have ever seen him standing up (he hosts the FOX NFL studio telecasts) and now I realize it's because he might not have any knees. ## Kellan Lutz ![kellan lutz Super Bowl XLIX](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/spl940167_015.xml) And then Kellan Lutz showed up. [Fugs and Fabs: Super Bowl XLIX WeekendI haven't had a chance to watch the Katy Perry halftime show yet, so I'm excluding that from this post, but we'll deal with it eventually. In the meantime, please enjoy this assortment of athletes, actors whose star wattage is flickering precariously at best, and the occasional actual celeb. \[Photos: Splash, Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/chrissy-teigen-super-bowl-xlix-462534138.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-super-bowl-xlix-weekend-02-2015/)