Chrissy Teigen
Chrissy, give that child back his slacks. His grandmother is going to be SO ANGRY at him for "losing" them.
Johnny Weir
I mean, this is basically a figure skating costume for if he did an exhibition program set to "I've Been Waiting All Day For Sunday Night," right?
How WERE Johnny and Tara, by the way? I didn't watch their part. But my concern with them is that NBC has forgotten they're not just a novelty act. The whole reason they worked so well for figure skating was that they mixed the wacky with great technical knowledge and analysis. They're insightful. So yeah, we enjoyed the crazy outfits, but we stayed because they broke down the skating in a way that was smart and not sycophantic. I don't want NBC to make them a punch line. THE END.
Rihanna
True fact: Whatever you think of this outfit, it's better menswear than some of what the men had on.
Nicki Minaj
Nicki wore this to an event called the Bud Light House of Whatever, and NEVER has there been a more apt match of event title and outfit.
Charli XCX
I can't even really process the clothes because of the seething distaste I feel for the shoes.
Charli XCX
Oh my God, seriously, she could even use a stylist JUST for her feet.
Charli XCX and Steven Tyler
This photo is enough to strike fear into anyone's heart, and also, Aubrey Plaza is going to play Charli in the eventual movie about whatever happened before and after this photo.
Idina Menzel
She looks nice -- her hair, in particular, is very fetching. As I noted on Twitter, I was listening to ESPN radio on Friday, and Dan Le Batard (whose name I ALWAYS misread as Dan Le Bastard) told her that her historic shortest anthem was something like a minute and thirty seconds, and her longest was two minutes and one second. He then asked which he thought she'd favor, and she said that she planned to milk her moment and suspected she'd go closer to two minutes. And indeed, per Peter King, she took two minutes and four seconds. A personal record, to be sure, but I confess I rolled my eyes SO HARD at how she drew that sucker out into a soap opera. Also, Idina, if you're going to milk your moment, don't be flat on the high note.
Chrissy Teigen
I might like the outfit, but that is NOT her best makeup.
Chrissy Teigen John Legend
I know it's the Super Bowl, and I know it's Arizona, but put on some real pants, child. Everyone else did.
Jamaal Charles
Well, almost everyone.
J.J. Watt
He looks like he lost a bet with Frank Gifford, or something, and had to swap jackets.
Eddie Lacy
This is crazy but in a weird way I'm totally into it. He's a Packer! That's Green Bay gold right there, yes?
Colin Kaepernick
Whereas, to me, he could not be a bigger poser.
Jerome Bettis
The Bus is in the Hall of Fame. I am delighted by this, as when my husband and I met, Jerome here was the human intersection of my rooting interest (Notre Dame) and his (Pittsburgh).
Steve Weatherford
He is the New York Giants' punter (and has been dubbed The Sickest Body in the NFL). My favorite part about this is that he was captioned, "Player Steve Weatherford," as if the photographer thought he might just be some random ladies' man, man's man, and man about town.
Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn
Is this "romance" still happening? ... Can you tell that I am side-eyeing it big time? I mean, you never -- at least not lately, right? -- see them within sniffing distance of each other unless there is a red carpet involved. And their faces look like, "Hey, ten minutes ago we saw each other for the first time in four months." ANYWAY: They both look just fine and I will forget about it in five minutes.
Calvin Johnson
His outfit is nuts. Or am I nuts for thinking it kind of works?
Calvin Johnson
He is a groovy dude. I wish he had been on my fantasy football team.
Nate Burleson
He WAS on my fantasy football team... eons ago, when he was a Minnesota Viking. I appreciate this effort, but there's something hilarious to me about how LAYERED some of these men are, and how NAKED some of the women are.
Erin Heatherton
Case in point.
Zachary Levi
This picture made me laugh. Although I only just noticed he doesn't seem to have on a wedding ring. HMMM.
Reggie Bush
The more you realize how much his wife looks like his ex Kim Kardashian, the weirder it is.
Maria Menounos and Michael Bay
I assume these two are discussing Mr. Bay's forthcoming film about Maria's stint hosting the SAGs red carpet for E. Why? Because ALL Michael Bay projects involve a crash-and-burn. ZING.
Ryan Cabrera
THE HEAD-SUIT HAS FALLEN. REPEAT: THE HEAD-SUIT HAS FALLEN.
AnnaLynne McCord
It's not the worst thing she's ever worn, by far, but I do think she put her cropped straitjacket on backwards.
AnnaLynne McCord
The giant coffee filter so nice, she wore it twice.
Alyssa Milano
ALSO not the worst thing SHE has worn, but she's dressed less like an attendee of a Maxim party than a chaperon.
Curt Menefee
I don't think I have ever seen him standing up (he hosts the FOX NFL studio telecasts) and now I realize it's because he might not have any knees.
Kellan Lutz
And then Kellan Lutz showed up.