Christie Brinkley
This image of these shoes will get me through many a long, cold, envious winter night (except I live in LA, so... you know, "cold"). They are fabulous. They are Fawkes the Phoenix in shoe form.
Christie Brinkley
Christie herself also looks pretty damn fabulous.
Emily Ratajkowski
That cutout is some hideous Pretty Woman sadness, and also I wrote this at 1:30 a.m. after having had two enormous pours of wine and I'm just amazed I spelled her name right.
Emily Ratajkowski
OH COME ON.
Matthew Morrison
All of this seems very shiny and poorly made, which means... can we be real? It might be Target. And I say that as a person who has bought a lot of potentially too-shiny and probably poorly made stuff at Target. We all are suckers for Target in our own ways.
Rufus Wainwright
I DO feel like this kind of event is off-brand for Rufus. In the sense that I am concerned he got lost.
Nina Agdal
Her dress may be slowly removing itself.
Chanel Iman
This shot of the coat makes me think of the underside of a rug, or of a needlepoint. And how, specifically, you are never MEANT to see the underside, because no one wants to see how that sausage gets made. It's not terribly informative sausage; it's just distracting sausage. DID I MENTION I HAD WINE.
Kendall Jenner
Objectively she looks fine, but I also don't really like any single piece here, much less any of it together. Also the wispy bangs detract from her face.
Hilary Rhoda
Oh sweet holy Muppet bags of terror.
Joan Smalls
She looks totally normal by comparison.
Queen Latifah
And La looks damned professional. I love you, Queen. Would YOU like wine? I know where we can get a lot of it.