Premiere Of Warner Bros. Pictures' "The Lucky One" - Red Carpet

This is not one of the bad ones. I don't, like, want to MARRY it or anything, but nor am I mad at it. It's fine. It feels kind of like one of the dresses you'll see early on in a Style Evolution of Taylor Schilling slideshow Heather and I will end up writing three years from now but that's okay.

The Lucky One - Melbourne Premiere

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The Lucky One - Melbourne Premiere

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Jenny Packham - Front Row - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

This is not entirely her fault -- I assume Jenny Packham dressed her for this front row gig -- but you'd think at a certain point, a girl might say, "hmm, I'm not sure about tights under velvet shorts. I feel like a troubadour."

Jenny Packham - Front Row - Fall 2012 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week

But I love her FOREVER for this picture. On VERY very rare occasion, I've ended up in the front row at a fashion show, and you feel very cognizant of what your face is doing. I personally try to look thoughtful but I'm pretty sure I actually just look pissed off and wrinkly. Taylor, on the other hand, TOTALLY looks like she's thinking "WTF is that? She looks totally cracked out." Which makes me want to take her out for a beer and be her friend. Taylor, I never would have let you wear that peach thing.

Fugs and Fabs: Taylor Schilling

I'm happy to see that Taylor Schilling here got a job, given that last I saw her, she was getting into a bathtub as her boyfriend's car CRASHED on Mercy. We have NO IDEA what happened to poor James Tupper. I'd also like to note that Mercy was secretly very entertaining. Schilling was charming on it, and James Van Der Beek was GREAT on it, as this sort of very abrasive yet charming jack-ass doctor. Anyway, it's very exciting that she got this gig in Nicholas Sparks Presents: Making Out With Zac Efron, or whatever it's called. Let's take a look at some of her outfits. Be warned: SOME OF THEM ARE BAAAAD. [Photos: Getty]