Michael B. Jordan

I just love him. How can you NOT. LOOK AT HIM. He's a chipper, darling delight, in a dapper suit.

Debby Ryan

Did she NEED to install a solar panel right there?

Imogen Poots

This looks like someone turned a Mickey Mouse ear hat into a frock.

Zac Efron

He looks healthy. Here's hoping 2014 is a substance-free one for him.

Ashley Tisdale

This is like a designer impostor version of something Taylor Swift would wear.

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Michael B. Jordan, I am sad you're not Oscar-nominated. But I am happy you are working a lot, and I hope you come to Fashion Week so that I can be too nervous to ask you anything because I only have dumb questions. [Photos: Getty]