> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fabs: The 141st Kentucky Derby - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-141st-kentucky-derby/ - Published: 2015-05-04T15:00:54.000Z - Updated: 2015-05-04T00:49:48.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:41 ## Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski ![Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski Kentucky Derby](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471981072.jpg) I saw tweets that suggested Brady was crazy drunk at the big fight in Vegas, and I can see why, considering he was at the Derby mere hours earlier and probably drank a lot of bourbon. I am legit not sure what to say about Gronk. He looks like a Christmas cracker. ## Sarah Hyland ![sarah hyland kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471971166.jpg) That dress is lovely, and the haircut is super cute on her, but HOW did that veil not annoy the hell out of her? ## Tara Lipinski ![tara lipinski kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471955476.jpg) Tara looks like her theme was Disney Princess... ## Tara Lipinski, Johnny Weir ![tara lipinski, johnny weir, kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471955362.jpg) ... and Johnny is basically in extremely fancy pajamas with a giant flowered Mohawk. We interviewed his hat designer, Kerin Rose Gold, last year -- [and she is thoroughly delightful and interesting](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gfy-interview-designer-kerin-rose-gold-05-2014/) \-- and I think this was hilarious and funky and perfect. It looks kind of like a synchronized swimmer on fashion steroids. ## Paget Brewster ![paget brewster kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471961750.jpg) That is like an Anthropologie fever dream. ## Star Jones ![star jones kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471954654.jpg) Star. Never change. NEVER CHANGE. ## Lindsay Ellingson ![lindsay ellingson kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471960348.jpg) Is this the derby or the sock hop? ## Nick and Vanessa Lachey ![nick and vanessa lachey kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471960288.jpg) And she is wearing a tea cozy. ## Kendra and Hank Baskett ![kendra and hank kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471965890.jpg) I almost always pretend they don't exist, but whatever, pickings were slim and I appreciate that she wore a large hat. The rest of her outfit is a big ol' miss so maybe let's just pretend only her head was present. ## Josh Groban ![josh groban kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471965894.jpg) He is so woolly right now. ## Ne-Yo ![Ne-Yo Kentucky Derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471965942.jpg) How is he so unstained? Applause, Ne-Yo. Applause. ## Josh Hutchinson ![josh hutchinson kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471967444.jpg) The erstwhile John Ross Ewing MAY have borrowed his father JR's prom tux. Wait, who am I kidding. This is totally more Bobby's speed. ## David Walton ![david walton kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471970804.jpg) I basically hate the white pants with the cream jacket. I also think the heavy and tasseled shoes with an outfit that relentlessly springy are giving me a headache. ## Majandra Delfino ![majandra delfino kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471971050.jpg) Remember her from Roswell? She was so cute on that show. Anyway, she's married to David Walton, but for some reason I didn't have a good shot of them together. Her facial expression here is a thing of exquisite skepticism. She's probably just squinting in a glare or something, but she is correct: The shoes ARE totally wrong with the outfit, and at the risk of sounding impossible to please, she is wearing at least two too many bracelets. And... possibly shorts? ## David Walton and Majandra Delfino ![David Walton and Majandra Delfino Kentucky Derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/471839448.jpg) This, however -- from the day before -- is amazing. He is still a bit of a mess but she's full-on *Where'd You Go, Bernadette?* and together they look like a Hitchcock film. ## Whitney from The Bachelor ![Whitney from The Bachelor kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471972164.jpg) Supposedly she and FarmersOnly.com have broken up already, or are in trouble, or whatever. If that's true, I feel badly for her, because I think she was all in (we watched the finale for Cosmo). Her shoes here are not going to help heal her soul, though, and I wish her hat weren't kind of wrinkled -- like it didn't fare well in her suitcase. ## Teddy Bridgewater ![teddy bridgewater kentucky derby](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471999284.jpg) Teddy was last year's NFL Rookie of the Year, and I think maybe he has a rookie stylist too. ## Nick Mangold ![nick mangold](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471949690.jpg) The Jets center looks delightfully like he might actually LIVE at the track. [Fugs and Fabs: The 141st Kentucky DerbyNot the MOST star-studden Derby of all time, but at least Rob Gronkowski showed up looking like a mad scientist. A very rich mad scientist who has given up mad science in favor of opening a joke shop. Oh, lord. He might think he's a Weasley twin. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/05/kentucky-derby-2015-471981072.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-141st-kentucky-derby-05-2015/)