Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski
I saw tweets that suggested Brady was crazy drunk at the big fight in Vegas, and I can see why, considering he was at the Derby mere hours earlier and probably drank a lot of bourbon. I am legit not sure what to say about Gronk. He looks like a Christmas cracker.
Sarah Hyland
That dress is lovely, and the haircut is super cute on her, but HOW did that veil not annoy the hell out of her?
Tara Lipinski
Tara looks like her theme was Disney Princess...
Tara Lipinski, Johnny Weir
... and Johnny is basically in extremely fancy pajamas with a giant flowered Mohawk. We interviewed his hat designer, Kerin Rose Gold, last year -- and she is thoroughly delightful and interesting -- and I think this was hilarious and funky and perfect. It looks kind of like a synchronized swimmer on fashion steroids.
Paget Brewster
That is like an Anthropologie fever dream.
Star Jones
Star. Never change. NEVER CHANGE.
Lindsay Ellingson
Is this the derby or the sock hop?
Nick and Vanessa Lachey
And she is wearing a tea cozy.
Kendra and Hank Baskett
I almost always pretend they don't exist, but whatever, pickings were slim and I appreciate that she wore a large hat. The rest of her outfit is a big ol' miss so maybe let's just pretend only her head was present.
Josh Groban
He is so woolly right now.
Ne-Yo
How is he so unstained? Applause, Ne-Yo. Applause.
Josh Hutchinson
The erstwhile John Ross Ewing MAY have borrowed his father JR's prom tux. Wait, who am I kidding. This is totally more Bobby's speed.
David Walton
I basically hate the white pants with the cream jacket. I also think the heavy and tasseled shoes with an outfit that relentlessly springy are giving me a headache.
Majandra Delfino
Remember her from Roswell? She was so cute on that show. Anyway, she's married to David Walton, but for some reason I didn't have a good shot of them together. Her facial expression here is a thing of exquisite skepticism. She's probably just squinting in a glare or something, but she is correct: The shoes ARE totally wrong with the outfit, and at the risk of sounding impossible to please, she is wearing at least two too many bracelets. And... possibly shorts?
David Walton and Majandra Delfino
This, however -- from the day before -- is amazing. He is still a bit of a mess but she's full-on Where'd You Go, Bernadette? and together they look like a Hitchcock film.
Whitney from The Bachelor
Supposedly she and FarmersOnly.com have broken up already, or are in trouble, or whatever. If that's true, I feel badly for her, because I think she was all in (we watched the finale for Cosmo). Her shoes here are not going to help heal her soul, though, and I wish her hat weren't kind of wrinkled -- like it didn't fare well in her suitcase.
Teddy Bridgewater
Teddy was last year's NFL Rookie of the Year, and I think maybe he has a rookie stylist too.
Nick Mangold
The Jets center looks delightfully like he might actually LIVE at the track.