> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# Fugs and Fabs: The 2014 NFL Draft
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-2014-nfl-draft-05-2014/
- Published: 2014-05-13T17:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2014-05-14T17:47:12.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Photos, athletes, NFL Draft, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-2014-nfl-draft/)

Anthony Barr was not picked first. He did not attend the draft, or at least, he's not in our subscription. He did, however, days before, attend an event at a Subway store that had SCULPTED HIM OUT OF VEGETABLES. ([Apparently this has happened to other guys in the past, also](https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/ucla-lb-anthony-barr-latest-subway-bust-treatment-article-1.1784168?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).) Listen up, NCAA athletes: You, too, can someday be featured first in our draft slide, if you just make smart choices.

(Sorry I'm so late with this. Book deadline + ACK = I only watched the third day.)(But the third day was enough, because of Michael Sam, and if you haven't seen the footage of him weeping and kissing his boyfriend then [FIRE UP YOUR KLEENEX because it's a doozy](https://www.motherjones.com/mixed-media/2014/05/michael-sam-kiss-boyfriend-video-nfl-draft?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) and ESPN's Trey Wingo smartly does not yap over it while it plays out, and that makes it so much more powerful.)(And he got a standing ovation from fans in all jerseys at the actual draft in New York.) (And also [MMQB did a story on the drama of even getting the footage to ESPN](https://mmqb.si.com/2014/05/12/espn-michael-sam-draft-coverage/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), thanks to weather issues.)

\[Photos: Getty\]