Gwyneth Paltrow in Schiaparelli
This isn't bad, but it's an Unfug for me. The cap sleeve is a bit precious, and also, the juxtaposition of that fitted shoulder with the blousier bodice is discordant for me. I might've made it without the cap sleeves, and had the diamond strip turn into straps that run down the back. And made the top sleeker, I think. But I'd do the other stuff first and then see.
Gwyneth Paltrow
This may not be unusual, but it's really jarring to me that her canary-yellow ponytail is SUCH a markedly different color than the rest. I didn't notice her hair being that ombre before.
Selena Gomez in Louis Vuitton
I am very glad she's come through her lupus ordeal. But I do wish she'd come through it in something other than a bra, a mesh scarf, and a tiny parachute.
Kate Hudson in Giles
Hmm. Pretty, or mildewy?
Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton
Speaking of mildew, all the stuff on this skirt looks vaguely fungal to me also. And her hair might be refried bedhead. I've been watching the Dawson's Creek reruns on POP lately, and I think Michelle Williams is so interesting on that show -- there's a weird maturity to her that suggests she was just waiting for time to catch up to her aura so that she could do larger things. It's interesting. I'm glad to see from IMDb that she's working a bit more in 2016.
Diane Kruger in Preen
This is... not happening. It looks like the aftermath of a lily pond catfight, yet somehow without making me INTERESTED in said catfight.
Judy Greer in Sachin & Babi
This is so cheery. I love you, Judy.
Kim Kardashian in Valentino
Slap a Cinnabon on either side of her head and she'd make a passable Pregnant Princess Leia.
Zoe Kravitz in Calvin Klein
I don't see this making sense outside Coachella. Not that it makes sense inside Coachella necessarily either, but it at least has brethren there.
Miranda Kerr in Ulyana Sergeenko
WHAT $10 bathing suit nightmare is that top?!?
Karla Souza
I would like this, I think, if the skirt were turned around so the zipper is in the back. No one needs to be frontally bisected. Not really.
Emmy Rossum Tod's
I might like this. Not sure it's for this event, entirely? And are those black shoes? I'd eighty-six those and add a little spice there.
Odeya Rush in Fausto Puglisi
She was in The Giver and Goosebumps, so she's what the kids might consider On The Way Up. This dress looks a bit like an explosion at the handbag chain factory, but... I mean, it's at least INTERESTING.
Dakota Johnson in Louis Vuitton
Unlike this, which feels crisp, yes, but... she seems to be punting a lot lately. How CUTE would she have been in Judy Greer's ensemble? There are choices, Dakota! Someone please buy her a Pantone book.