Chloe Sevigny
Chloe Sevigny always brings a little something... extra... to her outfits. In this case, it looks more like she she wore an outfit that was designed to bring a little something extra to the actual party and then she left that at home. I just can't figure out what. Several rolled-up towels? A bag of Lay's? A small pet?
Katee Sackhoff
I feel like Kara Thrace would gag if she knew about this. I know the actresses and the characters they play are not the same, obviously, but I will always imagine Katee as kind of a bad-ass and this is really killing the mood.
Madchen Amick
I almost didn't recognize her, which, given that this is quite blah, might be a good thing for her.
Cassidy Freeman
This is fine, but with the slightly cropped pants, I feel like she needs a strappier, edgier shoe.
Nicola Peltz
Whereas here, I can't even focus on anything BUT the shoes. They. Are. Hideous. Okay, I can stop for a SECOND, long enough to wonder if this is some sort of new Brazilian national gymnastics costume, but then I'm right back to the stripper hooves.
Vera Farmiga
And THESE shoes are just... why does everyone think a nude shoe solves every problem, when in fact, it creates many of them? THEY ARE TOXIC FRIENDS.
Kathryn Winnick
And the heavy white pumps aren't happening for me, either. I'm having shoe fights all over town, apparently.
Ashanti
Wow, she actually looks... normal. What has happened?
Stacy Keibler
Nicely done, Stacy. If she's on the outs with Intern George, she's definitely making the most of her clothing allowance before the contract ends.
Rachel Boston
Who told Rachel that the upfronts had a beach-wedding theme?
Susan Lucci
So, daytime TV just lost one of its legends in Jeanne Cooper. EVERYONE LOCK DOWN LA LUCCI.