> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fabs: The After Earth Premiere - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-after-earth-premiere/ - Published: 2013-05-31T16:00:25.000Z - Updated: 2013-06-11T17:37:17.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Will Smith and Jada Smith ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169639636.xml) There is something about Will Smith that makes it so freaking hard to dislike him. Including the fact that he's wearing a scarlet suit and I find it perfect on him. I can't wait until he remakes "Clue" and makes himself Mr. Scarlet. \[Note to Will: Don't remake "Clue." It is perfect.\] ## Jada Pinkett and Willow Smith ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169641492.xml) Jada's dress feels like a scarf -- like she is a giant neck with legs and it's knotted at the nape. Willow looks very put-together and polished... and over it. ## Willow Smith ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169641099.xml) Over it. ## Willow Smith ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169638875.xml) OVER. IT. ## Willow Smith ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169640946.xml) Trying to get herself back under it again but still looking down at it fro ma pretty high altitude. ## Willow Smith ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169641095.xml) So over it that she can't even SEE it anymore. ## DJ Jazzy Jeff ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169641556.xml) But can I just say how ELATED I am that Jazz is at the premiere! It's Jazz, y'all! JAZZ! THEY ARE STILL FRIENDS. My soul is as warm as a freshly toasted Hot Pocket. ## Alfonso Ribeiro ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169641316.xml) AND BEHOLD CARLTON. Yo home to Bel Air! DO THE DANCE. YOU KNOW THE ONE. ## Vivica A. Fox ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169640947.xml) And Viv, who was in *Independence Day*! Will Smith, this is your life. Maybe THAT should be his next song. ## Jay Pharaoh ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169641612.xml) And here's Jay Pharaoh, who plays Will Smith on SNL, and presumably right this second is collecting data so that he can blind us with his Smith science next season. ## Bruce Willis ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169641144.xml) And of course Bruce Willis, who... has not been in a Will Smith movie, that I can tell, but doesn't it feel like Will Smith should have been in "Armageddon"? Can we go back and make that happen? That's what CGI is for, right? P.S.: Emma Heming looks pretty from the waist up, but those pants are starting to turn against her. ## Victor Cruz ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169641130.xml) And Victor Cruz is ... on Will Smith's fantasy team? I am terrified of his lady's shirt, though. I can feel its saliva spraying hungrily onto my shins. ## Kylie Jenner ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169639043.xml) This one is "just good friends" with Jaden Smith, and celebrated their special relationship by showing up at his premiere dressed like a hyper-trendy, semi-trashy wood nymph. Can you imagine ANYTHING in the WORLD that would make Awful Kris Jenner happier than Kylie ending up with Jaden Smith in ten years? Actually she'd probably sell a kidney to have it happen in two, even though they're only 14 and 15. ## Tika Sumpter ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169641603.xml) And, the requisite Footless Actress, consumed by yet another overeager jumpsuit. ## Sophie Okonedo ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169640974.xml) This is like the Captain Sensible version of the jumpsuit (or is it separates?). Nice color but zzzzzzzz. ## Lil Mama ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169640935.xml) I feel like it's a subdued day indeed when even Lil Mama, who has been prone to wearing bejeweled pacifiers, shows up at your premiere looking completely normal, if also like she hijacked a ride on a Delorean to escape an '80s movie. ## Doug E. Fresh ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169641169.xml) His name says it all. AND he's pointing. What a way to start the weekend. [Fugs and Fabs: The After Earth PremiereI miss the days when Will Smith released a new song thematically tied to his movies. This one is post-apocalyptic, right? So I guess... "The Four Horsemen of the Apocasmith"? Because you know that's what they're going to call it when they take over the world. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/169639636.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-after-earth-premiere-05-2013/)