> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fabs: The ALMA Awards - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-alma-awards/ - Published: 2013-09-30T15:00:35.000Z - Updated: 2013-09-30T00:44:53.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Eva Longoria ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182047103_10.xml) No, actually, now that I really look at it, I think this is kind of hideous. Is it leather? It looks like you could wipe it down with a Wet Nap. ## Eva Longoria ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182047544_10.xml) I just don't think this does anything positive for her. It also looks hot -- not in that "That's Hott" Paris Hilton sense (hello, I just returned from 2006), but in the "JEEZ, I am sweating bullets" sense. ## Melonie Diaz ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182048994_10.xml) This is lovely, if slightly bridesmaid-adjacent, right? I mean, if I hadn't said the word "bridesmaid," it might not have occurred to you, but now that I have, that's all you can see, right? Sorry. ## Daisy Fuentes ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182064774_10.xml) This is very pretty and not at all revolutionary, which is fine sometimes. She wears it well. ## Jessica Alba ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182057446_10.xml) I think this is *great* on her -- I love Spangly Skirt Plus White Shirt. And I was going to make a whole long thing about how she seems to have retired from acting, but IMDb tells me she has like five movies coming out, so.....thanks, research! Carry on, Spangly Skirt! ## Rosario Dawson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182057240_10.xml) I was also wondering what SHE'S been up to, but she has EIGHT movies on her docket, so....carry on, Rosario. You look fine. You should, however, maybe talk to to your team about [your wacky IMDb bio page, though](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0206257/bio?ref%5F=nm%5Fov%5Fbio%5Fsm&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). It includes a quote from you about Ewan MacGregor's uncircumsized penis, so.....? ## Justina Machado ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182048985_10.xml) I have a lot of notes here. I actually don't hate this dress, but GIRL you need some jewelry. ## Rosalyn Sanchez ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182047859_10.xml) This is lovely, though. I would also like to point out that Rosalyn is married to Eric Winter -- who you, dear reader, surely remember from his role being married to Matthew Rhys's character on *Brothers and Sisters*, as, at times, they were the only two people on *Brothers and Sisters* that I personally didn't want to drown -- and yet I spent like six months thinking she was married to Eric Close. Sorry, Erics. I like you both. ## CHARO! ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182047760_10.xml) YES. BEHOLD. ## Judy Reyes ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182047685_10.xml) She also looks pretty. I feel like all the women at this event were like, "I'm just going to wear Old Faithful and look fine and be comfortable and save that crazy thing I've got percolating at the back of my closet for something else." Other than Eva. Who looks, I'd like to repeat, INSANE. ## Dania Ramirez ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182047116_10.xml) Okay, this might also be insane. She looks like she's draped some (very dramatic) curtains on her naked body and gone running out of the house. ## Alexa Vega ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182046990_10.xml) Told you there was a lot of red happening at this event. This would be fine if the bodice didn't look so crazily wide-set. I want to run over to her and just tug it half-an-inch more closed. ## Adrienne Bailon ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182046924_10.xml) "HELLO EMMY AWARDS! Wait, what? Where am...oh. Okay, fine. I can work with that. HELLO ALMA AWARDS. I am dressed AS AN EMMY AWARD." [Fugs and Fabs: The ALMA AwardsWidow Longoria A WIDOW NO MORE? In other words: She looks sassy. But does she look good? Let's take a look at her, and a variety of other ladies, from this weekend's ALMA Awards, which did seem to be sponsored by the Color Red. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/182047103_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-alma-awards-09-2013/)