Eva Longoria
No, actually, now that I really look at it, I think this is kind of hideous. Is it leather? It looks like you could wipe it down with a Wet Nap.
Eva Longoria
I just don't think this does anything positive for her. It also looks hot -- not in that "That's Hott" Paris Hilton sense (hello, I just returned from 2006), but in the "JEEZ, I am sweating bullets" sense.
Melonie Diaz
This is lovely, if slightly bridesmaid-adjacent, right? I mean, if I hadn't said the word "bridesmaid," it might not have occurred to you, but now that I have, that's all you can see, right? Sorry.
Daisy Fuentes
This is very pretty and not at all revolutionary, which is fine sometimes. She wears it well.
Jessica Alba
I think this is great on her -- I love Spangly Skirt Plus White Shirt. And I was going to make a whole long thing about how she seems to have retired from acting, but IMDb tells me she has like five movies coming out, so.....thanks, research! Carry on, Spangly Skirt!
Rosario Dawson
I was also wondering what SHE'S been up to, but she has EIGHT movies on her docket, so....carry on, Rosario. You look fine. You should, however, maybe talk to to your team about your wacky IMDb bio page, though. It includes a quote from you about Ewan MacGregor's uncircumsized penis, so.....?
Justina Machado
I have a lot of notes here. I actually don't hate this dress, but GIRL you need some jewelry.
Rosalyn Sanchez
This is lovely, though. I would also like to point out that Rosalyn is married to Eric Winter -- who you, dear reader, surely remember from his role being married to Matthew Rhys's character on Brothers and Sisters, as, at times, they were the only two people on Brothers and Sisters that I personally didn't want to drown -- and yet I spent like six months thinking she was married to Eric Close. Sorry, Erics. I like you both.
CHARO!
YES. BEHOLD.
Judy Reyes
She also looks pretty. I feel like all the women at this event were like, "I'm just going to wear Old Faithful and look fine and be comfortable and save that crazy thing I've got percolating at the back of my closet for something else." Other than Eva. Who looks, I'd like to repeat, INSANE.
Dania Ramirez
Okay, this might also be insane. She looks like she's draped some (very dramatic) curtains on her naked body and gone running out of the house.
Alexa Vega
Told you there was a lot of red happening at this event. This would be fine if the bodice didn't look so crazily wide-set. I want to run over to her and just tug it half-an-inch more closed.
Adrienne Bailon
"HELLO EMMY AWARDS! Wait, what? Where am...oh. Okay, fine. I can work with that. HELLO ALMA AWARDS. I am dressed AS AN EMMY AWARD."