Go Fug Yourself dot com Search posts, tags and authors

Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood 2014 American Country Countdown Awards

Carrie wore this to perform, and I think it's nice on her -- simple and striking and princessy at a time when she probably REALLY wants to feel it.

Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood 2014 American Country Countdown Awards

This is fine? I want it to be cool, but it reads a little cheesy to me. I like the gold, and I like using it to accent white material, but the cutouts and the exact way this is coming together is a from age platter I'm not sure I want with my crackers.

Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood 2014 American Country Countdown Awards

A closer look. Her hair looks good, that's for damn sure. So does she. I just can't decide... the top half of this might be a big Figure Skater.

Hillary Scott

Hillary Scott 2014 American Country Countdown Awards

This is the same red Lanvin that Demi Lovato wore to the VMAs, and it's WAY more age-appropriate on Hillary, and also I think a lot more flattering on her than the way Demi wore it -- which was, basically, ripped open for maximum sternum.

Melissa Fumero

Melissa Fumero 2014 American Country Countdown Awards

That's a nice cocktail dress; her taste and/or styling is definitely on the up.

Reba McEntire

Reba McEntire 2014 American Country Countdown Awards

Well, look, it's hard to quibble much with Reba. I don't love the shoes, and I BELIEVE she was being honored, so I wish she'd gone a little more Old-School Glam Reba than New-School Dressed-Down Julia Roberts.

Miranda Lambert, Reba McEntire, Kelly Clarkson

Reba McEntire Miranda Lambert Kelly Clarkson 2014 American Country Countdown Awards

Reba did at least change her shoes to go on-stage, and they're an improvement. All three ladies look very nice indeed. I remember when there were rumors of Kelly Clarkson's husband messing around, and like... in my heart I have decided it's impossible in part because Reba is his stepmother and she would KICK and PUNCH and KICK.

Fugs and Fabs: The American Country Countdown Awards (?!?)
I need someone to rank these suckers for me. I assume the CMAs are the big dog, and then the... ACMs? But what of the BMIs, CMTs, ACAs, and this one, and whatever else lies in wait? I need a hierarchy. [Photos: Getty]

1 / 1

Open image in new tab