
(a) I want to know what lipstick this is, and (b) if ANYONE can get away with giant tassel earrings, it is surely The Sev.

In fact, though this is short, and very 90s, I think she actually looks great.

You've all heard my Rant of the Matchy Matchy shoes, so I shall spare you and just note that I am always entertained that Gaga is engaged to such a Regular Hunky Dude, because I think you'd GUESS she was going to marry someone who, like, made art out of recycled J Crew boxes and believed money was a useless societal construct and was always trying to make you pay for his beers in exchange for tantric massages. (She looks nice; his scarf makes me giggle.)

Even Naomi only BARELY manages to make this work. Oh, Versace, WHY.

"Oh, hey, guys! I'm not in this. I'm just going casual tonight. Except my shoes. They're amazing. BYE."

I think the black shirt here too harsh, right?

I really like this suit, theoretically, although I am not 100% sure it fits him completely perfectly.

"Finn Wittrock" seems like a totally made-up name, to be honest.

I LOVE this on her. I cannot resist navy OR a subtle sparkle.

I actually think this is also really nice, in a I'm Heading Off to an Important Daytime Business Meeting sort of way.

I believe, if I've read the correct articles about it, that O'Hare is playing a cross-dresser this season of AHS. Regardess, those pants are GREAT. Frankly, I feel like this entire look kind of works for him.

I....would change a lot about this. (Although, actually, not necessarily the dress itself.)

And THIS is where I remembered that a large chunk of the dudes in this season look VERY much alike.

BOMER BREAK.

As ever, these two look attractive and well-tailored. (I ALWAYS forget they're an item until I see them together. It's only been nineteen years.)

This is one hell of a class picture.
