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# Fugs and Fabs: The America's Got Talent Judges
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-americas-got-talent-judges-2/
- Published: 2014-04-24T21:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-25T16:35:00.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Nick Cannon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_talent_americas_nick_cannon_kmff_042214_51390878.xml)

Actually, this all-yellow look is a lot LESS fun than I have come to expect from the Baron of Brights, although the spring-green shoes make up for that a little. He basically looks like an Easter Egg hunt. Which was actually probably the point. I salute you BACK, sir.

## Heidi Klum

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_talent_americas_keidi_klum_kmff_042214_51390888.xml)

"It's just a LITTLE boob and a LITTLE leg, right? Does this count as meeting you halfway, or is it meeting you half-assed?"

## Howie Mandel

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_talent_americas_kmff_042214_51390901.xml)

I'm not totally sure why his shirt looks like he's got an oil leak.

## Mel B

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_talent_americas_mel_b_kmff_042214_51390907.xml)

And I'm REALLY not sure she realized this wasn't just a rehearsal.

## Mel B

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/486117527.xml)

BINGO.

## Nick Cannon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/486117583.xml)

Surely... his pants are tucked into his shoe by mistake?

## Howard Stern

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/482719851.xml)

And, Howard. Question, without judgment: Do we think that's a wig? And if it IS, can we all agree that someday he needs to start showing up places wearing the one from the 1980s "Annie"?

And THAT, my friends, is how you bring it full-circle. BAM.

[Fugs and Fabs: The America's Got Talent JudgesThey say you're never fully dressed without a smile, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't apply to Nick Cannon. He FULLY DRESSES no matter what his face is doing. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_talent_americas_nick_cannon_kmff_042214_51390878.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-americas-got-talent-judges-2-04-2014/)