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# Fugs and Fabs: The America's Got Talent Judges
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-americas-got-talent-judges/
- Published: 2013-08-30T19:00:34.000Z
- Updated: 2013-08-30T15:40:06.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Heidi Klum

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wenn20607138.xml)

This is aggressively fine. Functional. Does it job without letting everything hang out, which I suspect was NBC's main criteria.

## Heidi Klum

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/175763759.xml)

I was trying to get on board with the uneven jacket, but by the third time someone stopped to peer at it and see if it was buttoned wrong, it probably got really old.

## Mel B

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wenn20607134.xml)

I find it hilarious that two of the three America's Got Talent judges are not native to the U.S.A. Not that they have to be; it just, in this context, seems to imply that America doesn't have quite ENOUGH talent to fill a judging panel. Whereas Mel B has enough talent to fill a way better jumpsuit than this one.

## Mel B

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176526511.xml)

Her armpits WILL. NOT. BE. CONTAINED.

## Mel B

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/174300541.xml)

More cat-scratch couture. Yawn. I guess she IS Scary Spice, but that doesn't mean I need to be scared FOR her that her entire life involves being mauled by some feline or other.

## Mel B

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/174372837.xml)

This is fine, but the pile of hair on her head amuses me greatly. It looks like it's trying to escape out the side door while she's not looking.

## Howard Stern

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wenn20607126.xml)

Listen. I have no problem with how Howard wears his hair. Like Josh Groban before him (or after him, technically), how ELSE is he supposed to wear it, really? Hair does what hair does. But when I look at this, as a curlyhead, it reins in my every impulse to get a bob. Because THIS is what I'm afraid it would do. And although Howard rocks it just fine, I should not be walking around with Howard Stern's hair on my head. It's bad enough when I feel like I"m having a Carrot Top day.

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