Naomi Campbell
In which Naomi Campbell doesn't worry too much about the possibility of her boob popping out, because she is Naomi Campbell, and no matter what happens, she will look spectacular.
Petra Nemcova
I should hate everything about this, but I kind of love it. Do I have Versace Fever?
Anja Rubik
I feel like the conversation here was along the lines of, "what have you got that's easy? No, like proper easy. Not a nightgown. Not a gowngown. Just...something easy." (I think she looks great, actually.)
Irina Shayk
She, on the other hand, looks like a Project Runway/50 Shades Special Sponsored Project.
Natalia Vodianova
I LONG for this to be any other color than oatmeal.
Michelle Rodriguez
In which Michelle tries the Ladylike Politician With a Penchant for Sexy Shoes look.
Dita Von Teese
Whilst Dita veers sharply into Too Cutesy (which is a rarity for her).
Nicky Hilton
I also don't hate this and that pains me, as I dislike her intensely. (She's possibly the rudest person I've ever encountered at Fashion Week; many many of the other journalists covering NYFW have said the same to me.)
Natasha Poly
Mark my words: a celeb will wear this to SOMETHING. I actually think it's lovely. J Lo? Very possibly J Lo.
Karlie Kloss
And here, we're hitting the portion of the evening where the models just wore whatever they actually wore on the Versace runway.
Joan Smalls
At least now we know for sure that these...don't translate to the red carpet very well.
Doutzen Kroes
These are sincerely 10 minutes away from being the rejects from the Victoria's Secret fashion show.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
At least the pattern is diverting?
Olivia Palermo
And then this happened. Oh, no, not THIS bit, exactly. This isn't terrible, although it's awfully crinkly looking.
Olivia Palermo
THIS. Surprise!