Charlize Theron
I bet this looked so striking in person, but in this photo I just keep wondering why she's wearing gilded shoulder pads that have so many feelings.
Charlize Theron
The back is sexy, though, and something about this pose really sells the whole thing for me. I love Charlize with the short hair. It takes some serious commitment from your hairdresser to grow out a buzzcut with such aplomb. Just ask Anne Hathaway.
Charlize Theron
Up close it looks like the Golden Bieber, or One Shining Direction. And yet her face is doing what it does, and so things seem to click.
Amy Adams in Elie Saab
I love the dark blue here; I just question the design of the unadorned parts of the bodice. It's like the dress has a shiny forehead in need of blotting papers.
Amy Adams in Elie Saab
And then from this angle I REALLY hate that part.
Karolina Kurkova
I like the whiffs of Egypt present in this metallic minidress -- it's almost armored -- but WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER FEET. We have to go in for a closer look.
Karolina Kurkova
The windshields certainly look like an intentional part of the shoe, but... are her feet bound? Bandaged? Did she tuck little notes inside that she could pass to party attendees? Did she get a bunch of tattoos that were leaking? Did bunion surgery turn into cosmetic foot procedures? Does a pediplasty exist?
Freida Pinto
She is so gorgeous, but this psuedo pelvic harness absolutely abuses her figure.
Dev Patel, Freida Pinto
However, Dev looked dashing in cranberry. He kind of matches her lipstick. It must be love.
Dita Von Teese
This is... fine, I guess, but she looks like a very fancy chair you'd find in one of the Queen's sassier chambers.
Camilla Belle
I see your cutlets, my child.
Paz Vega
This was boring to me, until I saw the zipper. Now it's just mildly boring, but with an exit strategy.
Abbie Cornish
And this is the sedate, non-fringey version of Gwen's dress, basically. I bet it was tough to watch Gwen all night and realize YOU could have been the other brush in the car wash.