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Charles Corby

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Coincidentally, this is also what I wore to my family's Thanksgiving gathering.

Kylie Minogue

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Kylie, on the other hand, looks ageless and fabulous in this. I feel like you could wear this for your third wedding, too, and no one would bat an eye.

Jessica Mauboy

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I always enjoy these events, wherein I can learn about celebrities solely via their Wikipedia pages. Jessica Mauboy here was 4th runner-up on Aussie Idol, seems like she's been very successful, AND appears to have no scandals nor any regrettable instances in her personal life. Well, except for deciding to wear this, maybe?

Samantha Jade

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She won X Factor and -- I think I mention this every year when she pops up at this event -- "played Kylie Minogue in the mini-series, INXS: Never Tear Us Apart." I hope Kylie came up to her at the after-party and gave her notes, like, "well, personally, I would have worn an ACTUAL skirt."

The Veronicas

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Hey, remember The Veronicas? They look very pretty, although I really thought Crop Top Veronica was holding a ream of printer paper.

Amy Sheppard and Emma Sheppard

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These two are in a band called Sheppard, and they appear to be really into My Little Pony?

Amy Sheppard and Emma Sheppard

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These boots are exceptional. I really REALLY hope they keep wearing them, like, with jeans down to the pub on a low key Wednesday night. Just to keep things interesting.

Sam Frost

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She is the Australian Bachelorette, I believe, and right now she is starring in my favorite horror film of the year, Aw, Shit: Are Those Culottes?

Montana Cox

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She is a former winner of Australia's Next Top Model and Taylor Swift REALLY wants this romper for her own use.

Imogen Anthony

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This woman has no Wikipedia, and I can tell from just her outfit that this is a grievous oversight. Mr Google, however, tells me that she is a "designer and a model," and might also be a DJ on a radio show? That is one STRATEGICALLY PLACED bow, is all I will say.

Megan McInerney (Meg Mac)

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In comparison, this is downright elegant.

Thelma Plum

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For one long, glorious moment, I thought she'd just forgotten to take off the cardigan she put on in the car to keep warm in the A/C.

Mimi Elashiry

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I believe she is also a radio host? All I know is, I want to see this ensemble on an ice dancer very, very soon.

Fugs and Fabs: The ARIA Awards
The ARIA Awards are the Australian Recording Industry Association Music Awards, and I think I ask this question every year, but I believe they're like the Australian Grammys? Regardless, they have brought out some crazy on the red carpet, and for that I am truly thankful. [Photos: Getty]

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