Chris Evans
Why are you so handsome.
Chris Hemsworth
Why are you so handsome, Part II.
Elizabeth Olsen in Saint Laurent
Elizabeth Olsen appears to be wearing a FORMAL BEJEWELED PONCHO and honestly, I'm not at mad at her. This looks comfy.
Mark Ruffalo
"I was going to wear MY formal poncho, but I lost that particular game of Rock Paper Scissors."
Paul Bettany
I feel like Paul Bettany is in costume as a hot-yet-evil Oxford lit professor who ends up killing someone in a really upmarket episode of Masterpiece Mystery.
Jeremy Renner
Renner's here for the Everyone Looks Hotter In Sunglasses Portion of the event.
Scarlett Johansson in Balmain
Other than the fact that she seems to have one reflective boob -- is that one of Black Widow's new tricks? -- I actually really like this.
Scarlett Johansson
Pattern plus pleats = happy emoji. (She's even kind of rocking that crazy hair.)
Robert Downey Jr
Always so subtle. I hope everyone notices that he has arrived.