Kelly Rowland
What. Has happened. The shirt is bad enough, but one of her legs is wearing pants, and the other is wearing its own caftan.
Michelle Monaghan
This would have been so gorgeous if it had removed the bonus skirt. It should have stopped at the ruffle.
Busy Philipps
There's a lot going on here, but all I can see that she has no lips.
Rachel Bilson
I MISS YOU, ZOE HART. Also, this is great; it's unique and lovely and I'm totally in.
And if you're missing Hart of Dixie and Galavant and other whimsically delightful shows, consider watching "No Tomorrow" on The CW (starring Galavant himself). It's not getting any more than 13 episodes and probably won't get a second season, but for right now it's absurdly charming -- exactly what I need right now. It'll be on Netflix in January, too. And no, I don't have any connection to the show. I just... I miss Bluebell, Alabama, and it's helping.
Selma Blair in Christian Siriano
This is hella dramatic, and I love her for it.
Kate Hudson
ALERT: Kate Hudson looks completely reasonable and gorgeous. Three cheers.
Ali Larter
This is the part where I get to compliment Pitch. Other than the most recent episode, which was a well-meaning mess, it's a surprisingly great show and the lead actress is really affecting. Plus, Dan Lauria and Mark-Paul Gosselaar, in total anti-Zack Morris mode. SAVE THE LOW-RATED SHOWS THAT DON'T SUCK.
This is a little Island Wedding, but she looks nice.
Shiri Appleby
I am not wild about how the seams on this dress are screaming, "HELLO, HAVE YOU SPIED A PUBIS ANYWHERE LATELY?"
Kristen Bell
This is the smile of a woman who has great lipstick, a good dress, and cute metallic shoes.
Jessica Alba
Her head is so cheerful, and her dress has been mourning poor Beth March for a century.
Julie Bowen
This dress is okay; I'm mostly distracted about not liking her hair extensions. They're not blending very well with the rest of her hair. If you look up close, you can tell. It's throwing BOTH of us off our respective games.
Jaime King
Speaking of hair extensions.
Jordana Brewster
Scrolldown. It all falls apart because it can't figure out what to do with her feet.
Camilla Belle
She looks appealingly like fairy-tale evil.
Rebecca Gayheart
Which is worse, the outfit or the bangs? Oh, Rebecca, you had THE MOST GLORIOUS HAIR back when your father accidentally shot you in Dylan McKay's car.
Jenna Dewan
This is way too 27 Dresses.
Camila Alves
Sigh. SIGH, I SAY.
Elizabeth Berkeley
This is kind of a discount version of a good idea, but let's all applaud Jessie Spano's rather good shoes.
Jennifer Garner
"What's in MY wallet? Well, it's... I think... huh. I'm not sure I've opened that thing in four years."