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Tom Felton

UK Premiere of Belle (1)

I suspect Ron is somehow behind how orange Draco is today.

Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Sam Reid

UK Premiere of Belle (2)

He's been in all kinds of things I haven't seen, looks VERY sharp and is totally handsome. She was in Undercovers -- remember? The JJ Abrams show about two super hot married spies (the husband was Boris Kodjoe, in case you don't believe me when I say it was about hot people) -- and is very pretty and her dress is too short.

Gugu Mbatha-Raw

UK Premiere of Belle (3)

Another half a foot and this would be DELIGHTFUL. As it is, it looks like a top. Or the figure-skating costume you wear if your long-program is about despair. It MIGHT be a romper? Regardless: whatever is happening below the waist is questionable.

James Norton

UK Premiere of Belle (4)

He is in Death Comes to Pemberley, which we haven't gotten here yet in the US. I NEED MY PERIOD PIECES. Anyway, he's also handsome. Everyone in this movie is attractive and wearing a good suit.

Sarah Gadon

UK Premiere of Belle (5)

Need I tell you any more about her than the fact that she played a villain in The Cutting Edge 3: Chasing the Dream? And that she needs other shoes? And that we're all clearly just withering on the vine until we can get that Kate Eyelet Zimmerman dress already?

Miranda Richardson

UK Premiere of Belle (6)

But I don't even know what's happening with or to Miranda. Can this also be the work of wizardry?

Fugs and Fabs: The Belle Premiere
I don't want to scare you guys, but Draco Malfoy is REALLY tan now. In other news, this movie -- which is ALL about LONGING in period costume -- appears to have a LOT of good looking men in it. Matthew Goode is ALSO in it, although he was not at the premiere. I love handsome longing. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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