Johnny Depp

I admire that he's trying this unusual combination, but none of it sings together. He looks like he just won the Masters, or like he's dressed AS a golf green: white ball, green grass, sandy bunker.

Johnny Depp

He may still be filming Pirates of the Caribbean: Time To Leave The Caribbean, Maybe, And Pirate Somewhere Else, so that could explain the hair. But it might NOT, because I also think he just wears it like that. Stringy and dirty and like two weeks of hard living is leaking out of his follicles.

Johnny Depp

Scratch, scratch, scratch.

Johnny Depp

Itch, itch, itch. "I really ought to have shampooed this morning in the shower."

Johnny Depp

Scratch, scratch. "Never mind. Whatever that was I was in, it wasn't a shower."

Joel Edgerton, Dakota Johnson, Johnny Depp, director Scott Cooper

The other gents look so clean and dapper, and Johnny looks like he wants to barf. Oh, Johnny. How did we get here.

Dakota Johnson in Valentino

Dakota gets her own slide. She looks marvelous. It's a situation where the simplicity of the styling really works, because the dress ends up coming across very polished and chic and European and all that. AND it looks good on a posh boat dock...

Dakota Johnson

Everyone Looks Hotter In Sunglasses: Why Am I Not In Venice Edition.

Fugs and Fabs: The Black Mass Photocall at the Venice Film Festival

I'm starting to understand why Johnny Depp prefers to parade around in movies where he's lost in a character, and in life buried under the the clothing equivalent of a dreamcatcher someone found in the street: It's because when he's standing somewhere ostensibly just as himself, with little to hide behind, he has no idea what to do. We can also use this to discuss the Black Mass trailer. Whitey Bulger is a fascinating character, to be sure, but I have a hard time taking this film seriously because Depp's makeup and those icy blue lenses are distractingly bad. If they wanted him to be Old Ray Liotta, why not just cast Old Ray Liotta? Why make Johnny Depp look like the supernatural demon version of him? [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]