Nicole Kidman in Fendi
This might have been nice, if it were not parting the curtain on Act 1 of a play entitled The Vagina Dialogues, in which Nicole just stands there while everyone discusses what they're seeing.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
Maybe she wore that specifically to give Keith Urban's omnipresent open shirt an opposite pole.
The Band Perry
Is the dress too SMALL, or did it just capitulate to the rigors of the limo ride? Either way, these folks just make me laugh. The dudes are perfectly nattily dressed, but something about them always screams Young Aerosmith -- here, as if they are in a shampoo commercial.
Hunter Hayes
At least he's trying? Apparently this is actually the 62nd annual BMI Country Awards, lest I mistakenly think they are come-latelys. The medals give me a laugh though -- like they're actually the Olympics of country music and he's just been rewarded for the vocal equivalent of the pommel horse.
Florida Georgia Line
THEIR hair looks like a before/after photo, but I can't decide which would be which.
Clay Walker
Do you think that when this vest comes off, there is a huge vest-shaped sweat stain underneath it?
Cole Swindell
Is this gentleman wearing a hat with his own initials on it? Is it a LOGO hat?
Lauren Alaina
Stripper mules: a thing that exists.
Danielle Bradbury
When it comes to stylists, former "Voice" contestants (here) apparently trumps former Idols (Alaina).
Scotty McCreery
I feel like he's going to look this age his entire life.
Jana Kramer
I mean, this is fine, but also very predictable for someone who was on One Tree Hill and then segued into country music. It isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it just... is.