Renee Zellweger in Schiaparelli
I think Renee looks pretty good here, I must say. It's very Bridget, in a sense; her hair's blown just a smudge asunder, and the dress doesn't quite lie properly, but she looks generally nice and has fantastic legs. It's not a world-beater, but remember when all she wore were strapless cocktail dresses from Carolina Herrera? Three cheers for branching out, even if that branch isn't very long.
Renee Zellweger
This was on the runway version also -- which likely means it's sewn onto the dress and not a mammoth brooch. It's very interesting placement, having an animal leap into your ... rain forest.
Emma Thompson
Is Emma currently at work on a movie in which she plays a charmingly zany host of a UK morning television show?
Sally Phillips
Sally -- whom you might also recognize from a guest turn on Veep as a Swedish politician -- looks AWESOME in this and may have stolen the entire premiere. Doubly impressive: She's wearing a walking cast under there.
Ellie Goulding in Marchesa
This is bad enough from the front, where the ruffles on the skirt look cheap and the feathers, paltry. Not to mention how much it widens her to the point where she looks like she's swelling up before our eyes. But...
Ellie Goulding
... from the back it's just straight-up Playboy Mansion.
Patrick Dempsey
Very distinguished, Patrick.
Gemma Jones
She looks great. The red socks are a bit Batty Auntie Gemma's Christmas Gift Exchange for me, but whatever. Between Bridget Jones and Sense & Sensibility, I am ALL IN with her.
Celia Imrie
She looks totally fun in this.
Shirley Henderson
Moaning Myrtle is like, 'Well, if Kate Middleton can make stockings come back again, then SO CAN I."
Rochelle Humes
She's a UK TV presenter, and I feel like there are two textures too many happening here.
Ella Catliff
And at least two fabrics too many here, if not three. This alarmingly looks like her armpits sweated away some of her sleeves.
Livia and Colin Firth
Livia Firth is not wearing shoes I particularly like, but she's making this outfit work somehow anyway. She's giving the voluminous top some oomph I could never even hope to muster.
Colin Firth
I knew you would all be here for a close-up of Colin Firth in glasses.
Emma
Emma is COMPLETELY in agreement.