Stella McCartney
Obviously, this is horrible from the front. It's like a tube top crossed with those baby jammies that have little bags at the bottom instead of pants. Like what you'd make your slutty, formal baby wear on New Year's Eve.
Stella McCartney
Oh, yeah, it's pants. And I'd like to be the first person in Fug Nation to officially register my OH HELL NO. Because OH HELL NO. NO. HELL. NO. OH. NO.
Lily Collins
Things Lily Collins has lost recently: her hair extensions, and her hair BRUSH. Also, her zest for life and maybe her will to live.
Dita Von Teese
Dita, on the other hand, has never looked better.
Pixie Geldof
Remember when she used to look like this? I think we can all agree this is a HUGE IMPROVEMENT.
Alexa Chung
I'd also argue that this is a win for Alexa. I wouldn't have paired those shoes with that dress, but I like them both and it looks like someone actually washed her hair.
Salma Hayek
I seriously don't know what she is thinking lately. I like the idea of fringe -- who doesn't like to shimmy around in some major fringe? -- but the hem on that skirt is a hot mess and she, of all the people in the WORLD, has zero excuse for that.
Princess Beatrice
Bea looks lovely and tasteful. A bit like she's going to someone's wedding shower brunch, but not in a bad way.
Victoria Pendleton
Victoria Pendleton is a British track cycling star, and it makes sense that she's wearing Stella McCartney, given that McC designed Team GB's Olympic kits (well, I thought). You all thought I was crazy when I loved this dress on Stella a couple of weeks ago, and get ready to continue that trend, because I still love it.
Rita Ora
This dress is, I think, actually kind of pretty. The big problem is that she is Styled By Pamela Anderson here: Too much cleav.
Amber Valletta
She's gorgeous and there's nothing wrong with this but zzzzz.
Gemma Arterton
I actually do not hate this -- it helps that it's separates, and not a jumpsuit, as I first suspected. It fits her well, and something about the exaggerated proportions of the hips (the vest is pleated, which is hard to tell when it's all black) plays against the androgyny of the usual vest/pants look in a way that seems interesting. I think she's pulling it off.
Lily Allen
How cute and happy does she look?
Lily Allen
It's so nice to see Lily Allen so happy after having such a terrible time a couple of years ago (including two miscarriages, and a serious bout with sepsis). We always want people to look their best, but it's obviously more important that everyone is healthy and well and she looks like she's all that. I say, yay.
Kelly Brook
Brook is a dish, but she also looks like she's heading into The Today Show to sit in for Natalie Morales rather than an event where other people are in gowns.
Delilah
DID SOMEONE SAY "GOWNS"?
PS: I can't.
Cara Delevingne
If I were a British model I TOO would occasionally want to dress like The Hottest Extra in Austin Powers.
That isn't a slam. I'm serious. If I looked like this, sometimes I would want to look like this. She is gorgeous, and this is fun.
Portia Freeman
Portia is a model, also. This is totally grown on me. I feel like, when my British 30s countryhouse murder/romance/time-travel mini-series takes an ill-advised sweeps-time detour to the United States, someone will be wearing this in a Manhattan salon whilst leaning against a grand piano and smoking.
Rachel Stevens
Remember when Rachel was on S Club &? Remember singing "S Club Party" in your car at stoplights and NOT EVEN CARING if the people in the car next to you were judging you? Remember how you just remembered that and then went and listened to that song on iTunes? YOU'RE WELCOME.
Oh, right, her dress: bit of a snore.
Alice Dellal
How is this even still happening?