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Naomi Watts

Her jewels are fabulous -- and as they should be -- but the length of this seems wonkus to me. I love it from the waist up, though. There are other photos where she has her hand glued to the slit, which makes me wonder if maybe Naomi wasn't mega-in love with all of this herself.

Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson's been sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber for the last six months and when they woke up up today she thought it was July.

Ashley Greene

Maybe the kind folks at Bulgari could loan you a bracelet, girl! (This dress is lovely, though.)

Dianna Agron

There really is no better backdrop for this kind of jewelry than just a plain black dress. Basically, the subtext of this entire event should be, "PUT ON SOMETHING BASIC AND ADORN YOURSELF WITH JEWELS."

Emmy Rossum

At first glance, I thought I hated this. But the more I look at it, the better I like it. She looks like the heroine of a Judith Krantz novel, and as far as I am concerned, there is no better compliment.

Elisabeth Rohm

Who needs jewelry when your entire bodice is beaded? I think this is actually really beautiful.

Alexandra Daddario

It's CRIMINAL that no one gave her any jewelry at this event. CRIMINAL.

Jeremy Renner

He always looks like he's running out to the Magic Castle, where he's headlining the 6:15pm show.

Marcia Gay Harden

I just want a closer look at that necklace.

Olivia Munn

The boob darts on this are a little aggressive -- Aggressive Boob Darts is the BEST band, you guys -- but I actually think this is really pretty on her. I don't know if she's gotten a new stylist or what, but she's been looking great lately. And I have NO feelings of tenderness for you, so you know I must really mean it.

Camilla Belle

I actually think this is quirky but successful as well.

Erin Wasson

Speaking of "successful," all her erogenous zones are covered.

Fugs and Fabs: The Bulgari "Decades of Glamour" Party
The pre-Oscars parties have BEGUN! [Photos: WENN, Getty]

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