Cameron Diaz in Bottega Veneta
This dress might be okay, actually, but my GOD those shoes look like they're cutting into swollen feet as her toes fight to freedom. Like meat through a grinder, or the hair that used to pop up out of the skull of the dudes in the Play-Doh Mop Top Hair Shop. The dress is not extremely flattering, either? Insert theories here. (Although I will be honest and say that 95 percent of the time, it's Secret Sudden Engagement that make me suspect things, rather than any visual factors, like, say, swollen-looking feet that might just be an optical illusion.)
Cameron Diaz
Here is the ring, by the way. Or, two rings, one of which may or may not be... look, I don't even care either way; I'm just glad she's accessorizing.
Cameron Diaz in Dior
That dress is fine on her -- it's the simplest Dior in the shed, essentially -- and I appreciate that for once an actress is dressed like the actual season. I can't cotton to the boots, though, with their little leather ties. Shoes aren't really working for her right now, basically, although that is one malady for which the retail therapy is REALLY REALLY satisfying.
Rose Byrne in Mary Katrantzou
This is completely cute on her, as is the hair. You win, Byrne. You win.
Bobby Cannavale
I know there are some Bobby Cannavale fans out there. These pants are for you.
Quvenzhane Wallis
Do kids still have pen pals? Because I want hers to be Kiernan Shipka. She seems like a poised, self-assured kid who isn't afraid to BE a kid despite her grown-up new career. Let's make sure she eases her way in, Hollywood.
Will Smith
Speaking of someone who did not ease in his kids. He looks... fine? Like a newsie. I give him props for the fact that 9 out of 10 actors would have been wearing scuffed brown boots with this outfit instead of shiny, dapper dress brogues, so I DO at least appreciate THAT.
Jamie Foxx
Sure! It's fine. Actually, it's great, considering this...
Jamie Foxx
Could he have cared less about this Walk of Fame ceremony thing in Miami? I say no.
Quvenzhane Wallis
See? It's POSSIBLE to look casual and sharp at the same time, Jamie. I was going to say it's probably easier when you're 11, but actually, it might be HARDER, because everything is hard when you're 11. Raise your hand if you want to be that age again. ... Yeah. Nor do I. Because after that comes 12, and then 13, and oh, lord, it just goes from there. TAKE CARE OF HER, PEOPLE.