
"Wait, this ISN'T the JEM and The Holograms Cosplay Dance-Off? DAMMIT."

"Wait. This ISN'T Miss Tan Teen USA? DAMMIT."

"Wait. This ISN'T the Velvet Goldmine Eighteenth Anniversary Costume Ball? DAMMIT."

"Wait. This ISN'T the Wear The First Three Things You See In Your Closet Party, Hosted By Bed Bath And Beyond's New Line of Closet Organizational Tools? DAMMIT."

"Wait. No, actually, I'm just thrilled to be back."

"And I knew EXACTLY where I was going."

"And I'm here to show the kids how it's done."
