Nigel, Naomi, Karolina, Coco

I've just spent way too long staring at Naomi's crotch, trying to figure out if this is a jumpsuit or what. I assume her reaction to that is, "why don't you eff off?" so I shall.

I don't know what Coco is wearing, but I do know that she is wearing it better than anyone else would wear it. As for Karolina....

Karolina's Legs

...somewhere, Anne Hathway is eating her own PopTart and laughing. "AMATEUR," she says.

2013 Winter TCA Tour - Day 4

But the very best thing is that Naomi apparently changed between the step-and-repeat and her panel. That is sincerely EXACTLY what I want from Naomi Campbell. I expect her to change every 45 minutes.

2013 Winter TCA Tour - Day 4

She's just bein' Naomi.

Fugs and Fabs: The Cast of The Face

Fug Friend Carrie called The Face what would happen if ANTM had a baby with The Voice, and I think that's pretty apt, from what I can tell: teams of models, mentored by actual real models, compete to be....models. And noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker is there. I obviously plan to watch this. (A) I seriously will watch any show in which people attempt to be models, because it's fun to roll your eyes and snort, "you're too OLD to be a model" at the TV while shoveling uncooked PopTarts into your mouth. (B) Nigel so pretty. (C) I love me some Coco Rocha. (D) I'm scared what Naomi will do to me if I don't. [Photos: Getty]