Karlie Kloss
My overall take on this event, frankly, is "wow, all these people have to be freezing cold," and also "Vogue is freaking genius to have pioneered the Hedge Maze step-and-repeat concept. Everyone looks good in front of a lush wall of greenery." Anyway, of course Karlie looks lovely here and that's because she's Karlie Kloss, because this whole thing is otherwise perhaps only half-assed.
Melissa George
If Karlie was slightly half-assed, Melissa went FULL NIPPLE. Uh, congratulations? I assume deciding not to line this landed you a plum spot in the Daily Mail (I Know).
Ashley Greene
I'm about to be uncharitable.
a) I like this color on her, but I think the cut is not that flattering.
I do not understand why she gets invited to events such as these. Is Ashley Greene the new Kate Bosworth -- an actress who's been in a few noteworthy movies, but who now primarily is just photographed being pretty? How is that a sustainable career choice? (In fairness to Bosworth, I don't think she's a terrible actress. I think the jury is still out on Ashley.)
Caroline Wozniacki, Serena Williams
For some reason, I didn't have a full view of Serena's look in the Hedge Maze, so we'll have to settle for these two on the sidewalk. I LOVE that they're best friends. Caroline just ran the marathon (Serena came out to support her) and her feet have to be killing her. I'd like to thank Serena for not forsaking the cause of the bracelet.
Emily Ratajkowski
I mean, this is unobjectionable.
Alexa Chung
I think this dress is actually really cute, for, say, a July barbeque. As to why she's carrying a folded over stuffed animal, I cannot begin to explain.
Joan Smalls
I think this dress is floaty and romantic and lovely on her, and she HAS TO BE SO COLD. You guys! There are cute dresses with long sleeves! BRING US SOME AUTUMN GOODNESS.
Jessica Hart
I LOVE the dress part of this Dress Over Pants situation. I can't believe we're heading back into a place where dresses are being worn over pants again, though. Should we all get our trucker hats out of cold storage?
Arrivals at the 11th Annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards **NO DAILY MAIL SALES**
You are not in Ibiza! (I have to assume everyone has someone holding a glorious coat for her, right out of frame, though. I maybe just want to see coats. All coats. Coats all the time,)
Stella McCartney
Oh, Stella. I do love that bag? Let's end on a high note.