Dakota Johnson

It's unfortunate that the black carpet paired with her black shoes makes her look like she is footless. So much better to be footLOOSE.

Pharrell Williams, Helen Lasichanh

These two both look like they lost a bet.

Lily Collins

Lily looks like she's thinking, "WHAT HAVE I DONE??"

Alexa Chung

I feel like Alexa Chung was up all night watching a marathon of The Americans before she decided to wear this suit.

Vanessa Paradis

Well, she looks...cozy?

Julianne Moore

This is shapeless but not terrible? Her hair is great that length.

Phoebe Tonkin

"I know, I can't believe they invited me to Chanel either, you guys. I'm just going to slink in there and hope no one decides this was a mistake! I even look really low key!"

Fugs and Fabs: The Chanel Resort Show

Well. This is all over the place. As usual. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]