
This hair makes me think Drew accidentally caught Ever After one Sunday morning on TBS and thought, "huh, I actually look totally cute with the scullery maid hair. Make a mental note, Drew."

This dress is totally palatable and something any woman in her early 40s would consider to wear to a children's hospital gala in any city in the world. That reads so bitchy, but I swear I mean it as stated: It's not spectacular or unusual, but she looks totally nice in it, and I guarantee that every time she ran into someone she knew at this party, they said, "Drew! You look nice!" She does.

I feel like McPhee ALSO caught that showing of Ever After, actually. Can we just take a moment and reflect that Katharine McPhee has a job on a CBS procedural that will probably run for twenty years? That is all.

Marchesa. Obviously.

I almost typed, "Katy Perry has gone full Bedazzled Mermaid" before I remembered that this is Katy Perry and if she wanted to look like a Bedazzled Mermaid, she WOULD have a tail.

I love her earrings, and I also have several vintage Christmas ornaments that remind me of the top of this dress.

Jamie, on the other hand, is in costume as that Highly Competent Broad who just happens to be on the board of directors of your advertising agency, who does not find your dumb coworker's sexist jokes funny at all and makes damn sure he knows it.

I'm not sure what her shoe situation is here, but from the toes up, T Hatch looks super. Remember when she and Seacrest dated for like 15 minutes? Did you know she made it to the final round of auditions for Mad About You but lost out to Helen Hunt at the very end? Did you know she and Howie Long own farm land together outside LA, where they plan to platonically raise endangered species? This sidebar has been brought to you by Teri Hatcher's Wiki page, which is real and it is spectacular.
