Rachel Bilson

I can't WAIT for the episode of Hart of Dixie where Zoe hits her head on the bar of the Rammer Jammer, wakes up thinking she's a pioneer woman, and the rest of the town goes along with it because: costumes.

January Jones (w. Chloe exec Geoffroy De La Bourdonnaye)

I have a lot of notes about this dress -- A LOT, namely that I think it's hideous unless you're barefoot in your garden transplanting your cacti -- but! She has looked SO CHEERY lately, which means she's golden from the neck up. Whatever's making ol' JanJo so perky needs to keep it up.

Allison Brie

I could live with the sheer portion were it not for the sideboob, and live with the sideboob were it not for the sheer. The issues of our times.

Elisabeth Moss

Sigh. I do love that clutch, though. They must be back to filming Mad Men, since she's back to brunette.I don't love your pleated shorts, Peggy, but I do love you.

Kiernan Shipka

Ugh, I LOVE this.

Jessica Pare

And I think the turquoise earrings sell this for me. (It goes without saying that I love the wedges. I am a wedgaholic.)

Angela Lindvall

She has never looked less enthused, seriously.

Alessandra Ambrosio

Get lost in a sea of BEIGE!!!!!!! (Although I actually think those pants are groovy.)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

"Something about this jumpsuit is making me sooooo sleeeeeeepy."

Chord Overstreet

"I'm just here to pick up chicks."

Maria Sharapova

This leaves me cold, but again: that clutch is perfection. This slide show is at least teaching me that Chloe continues to ace the accessories game.

Nicole Ritchie, etc

We didn't have a solo shot of Nicole, but I think we can all agree that she looks equal parts awesome and crazy, which is pretty much exactly the way I like her.

Zoe Saldana

This is from a different event on the same night, but she wore this to the Chloe event -- we just didn't get a full-length shot. We clearly cannot ignore the glory of La Saldana. (Actually, I don't super-love this on her, but I do find her generally awesome.)

Bella Heathcote

But this, sadly, is just a mess. She looks like she's wearing a take-out bag.

Fugs and Fabs: The Chloe Los Angeles Fashion Show/Dinner

So many celebrities, so many beige shoes. This event was hosted by January Jones, and basically every woman on Mad Men showed, except for Christina Hendricks. I've decided they're mortal enemies and perhaps to blame for one another's bad fashion choices throughout time. [Photos: Getty and Splash]