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Emma Watson

It is a testament to how much I like Emma Watson that I genuinely think she is ALMOST working this, despite the fact that it is a patently ridiculous ball of crazy and the expression on her face says, "ugh, I don't even know."

Jennifer Lawrence

Speaking of, "ugh, I don't even know."

Marion Cotillard

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As usual, I think Marion has managed to finagle herself the least cracktacular offering. This is, compared to Emma's, very nearly even boring.

Zhang Ziyi

While this is is fabulous on her. Very classically Dior and not at all a Wacktacular Ball of WHAT.

Charlize Theron

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She is facially glorious, as ever, but I have to say that ever since she and Sean Penn have gotten together, she's been more prone to a sour expression in public. All of her pictures that I saw from this event, she had this look on her face. Maybe she too is sick of seeing her Dior ad where she's kissing dead celebs on the astral plane.

Charlize Theron

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This just looks like a mistake.

Rosamund Pike

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This coat might be good. Whatever could be happening underneath, I couldn't say. It might be TERRIBLE.

Fugs and Fabs: The Christian Dior Front Row
In which the Ladies of Dior -- sans Natalie Portman -- duke it out for the least ridiculous outfit. Who do you think won this round? (Spoiler: NOT Emma Watson.) [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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