Chloe Sevigny
Well, the little black bow is out of place, a bit, and the shoes are Pepto hellfire. But the rest of La Sevigny looks pretty damn cute. I'm not sure how to feel about this: delight, or despair. She's ALWAYS good for a Fug Madness run and WHAT IF SHE'S GOING LEVEL-HEADED ON US.
Milla Jovovich and Chloe Sevigny
"Girl, don't worry, I have your back. My outfit has the proportions of the evil-lady department store exec from Mannequin and my shoes are the handbaskets that take people to and from Hell. Once they get a load of this, NOBODY is going to be too bothered by YOUR shoes."
Hailee Steinfeld
This is lovely. Just lovely.
Katy Perry
I AM SO TIRED OF SHEER THAT I CAN'T EVEN DEAL. (Maybe she's just trying to inch her body closer to being ready for how much of it will be scantily clad at Coachella.)
Conan O'Brien, Orlando Bloom, JJ Abrams, Katy Perry
I feel like Orlando Bloom is thinking, "How did I get in this picture? Do I know ANY of these people?"
Ahna O'Reilly
Another day, another outfit that would have been so much better with a skirt.
Jessica Capshaw
Are the pants too snug?
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Whereas I think I wish these pants were cut a touch MORE snugly.
Emannuelle Chriqui
What is going on with her head, also? It's like... Messy French Aristocrat. Which is bad because those people usually looked because their heads were in baskets.
Ellen Pompeo
Whereas I wish THESE pants were something else entirely. And that shirt. This whole thing is like formal jammies.
Nikki Reed
It feels like she wears this to every event. It's not bad, it's just... the same.
Sophia Bush
My GOD, this is unflattering on her. The skirt is all wrong and WHAT is the bodice doing to her chest? It's like the gaps at her underarms are fighting to share the same silhouette as the skirt. I am so mad at this on her behalf.
Sophia Bush
Maybe she should have worn it backwards. ... HA. No. I do hope that clasp at the top is strong.
Mena Suvari
Is that... a leotard tucked into a leather peplum skirt?
Abigail Spencer
This would have been a GREAT opportunity for a really cute, bright shoe. WASTED.
Jennifer Morrison
This is okay, but listen, is it EVER a good idea to wear a giant frown right across your hips?
Maggie Grace
Maggie Grace is tall and pretty. I feel like she, naturally, is WAY more striking than lukewarm Laura Ashley.
Ariel Winter
Are those bugs, or aliens? Either way, it's like this fabric was made to draw in four-year old boys.
Alice Eve
Is her clavicle growing a handlebar mustache?
January Jones
... Okay? Sure, why not.
Paula Patton
Man, she has been like the S.S. Caftanic lately. And it might be a sinking ship. I wonder if underneath somewhere there is an adorable urchin standing on the prow trying to crown himself our king
Michelle Trachtenberg
This is fine. She still has great hair. COME BACK TO TV, GEORGINA SPARKS. We need her and Zoey Deutch from Ringer and Andrea Roth from Ringer and SMG and Ioan from... okay, everyone else from Ringer. To do Ringer 2: Still Ringing.