Anne Hathaway
This is pretty cool. Something about it feels like a mosaic you'd see at the bottom of someone's pool -- a very rich someone, who likes things to be gilded -- but it fits and it's glittery. The shoes, I could do without, and... well, let's discuss her hair.
Anne Hathaway
I'm concerned that this is Grow-Out Hair -- like, she's got someone snipping at it every couple days to manage getting it back to shoulder-length with a minimum of fuss. And while a nice bob could be super enviable in a little while, I have to say, I kind of wish she'd snip it back up to Golden Globes length again because it was sort of a revelation for me. She needs the short hair for a while longer.
Ginnifer Goodwin
It's not that I even hate this, necessarily, although it's a little overwhelming on her perhaps. She reminds me of a Madame Alexander doll. But there are two things we need to discuss...
Ginnifer Goodwin
1) She has ankle windows.
Ginnifer Goodwin
2) I think she is the anti-Chastain here -- I think whoever does her brow pencil needs to have it confiscated for a little while. Or at least... cut down on the cat-eye liner? Something about all of it feels like spritzing a lily with Chanel No. 5. It's just too much all at once.
Madeleine Stowe
I feel like maybe I just barged in on her in her boudoir and if I turn around, I will see Brian Benben wearing a Gimp costume.
Madeleine Stowe
Also, it doesn't fit. If you have the chest, ladies, don't compromise it. CHERISH IT.
Lily Collins
Lily Collins looks very slender and lovely here, but... are those wings?
Lily Collins
Huh. Somewhere, Brenda Walsh and Kelly Taylor just got bow envy.
Meredith Monroe
ANDIE MCPHEEEEEEE! I once stood behind her in line at CVS. She is very fit. I want to make a joke about how the bodice is concerning and maybe she's got a McPheever or she's about to sing "McPheever," or something, but my mind can't get around it, which is probably a relief for us all.
Maya Rudolph
She is pregnant again. Yay! Funny, smart ladies procreating!
Famke Janssen
Yeah, she's pretty hot.
Christa B. Allen
Well. I'm glad she looks so delighted, but sweet GOD, that is a lot. It's a mess o' dress. It feels like Marchesa with the stomach flu.
Cat Deeley
I feel like I can't even tell what's see-through and what's not, anymore.
Ashley Madekwe
Y'all. midriffs are happening again. And mine is REALLY upset about it.
Kristen Wiig
I guess? I DO love that purse.
Amy Poehler
I love her too much to see this happen. I can't look. That capey part... it's hurting my brain. TINA. WHERE ARE YOU.