Penelope Cruz

She had her baby the same day as Kate and Wills -- wee Georgie has a birthday twin; they should obviously get married -- and she and Kate both basically look exactly the same as ever. I'm not in love with the dress, because somehow it looks sticky, like an very glamorous oil spill. But it certainly hugs her lovingly. Good lord. I would like to look this good BEFORE being pregnant.

Sigourney Weaver

Sigourney Weaver IS Tilda Swinton IN Not Without My Menswear.

Amber Anderson

This girl looks crazy bored and/or disheartened, like nobody told her that her wrap skirt was going to look like a tailoring snafu.

Fassbender and Bardem

Serious Movie. Serious Furrowing. Serious Acting...

Fassbender and Bardem

... Serious Man-Love.

Fugs and Fabs: "The Counselor" Premiere

Dear Kim Kardashian: THIS is how to handle having a baby and returning to the spotlight. JUST CHILL OUT ABOUT IT. And also have better taste in clothes. [Photos: WENN]