Jessica Alba

I know it's a bandeau top, but I actually LOVE this on her. The shoes! THANK YOU for wearing interesting shoes, Jessica Alba.

Karina Smirnoff

But this is absurd. This is like if someone saw Kerry Washington's Pregnant Lady Crop Top and decided we needed a whole line of them and Karina accidentally bought one and wore it out.

Briana Evigan

This is the bridesmaid dress a really, really mean bride inflicts on attendants that she secretly hates.

Pia Mia Perez

This, on the other hand? No. Just stop. There are MYRIAD ISSUES I could note, but the thing that bugs me the most is that the detailing on the skirt looks like part of it got stuck to itself with, like, errant gum.

Desi Lydic

Psst, I think you left your Pink Lady jacket in the car! It's cool, I'll wait for you.

Fugs and Fabs: The Cropped Tops of the MTV Movie Awards

Shailene obviously takes this one home, but let's look at everyone else who gave us a slice of midriff yesterday. [Photos: Getty]