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Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts

Nicole Kidman Naomi Watts Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

I actually like that shower cap on Kidman better than like 90 percent of things she's worn on her body this past year.

Naomi Watts, Nicole Kidman

Naomi Watts, Nicole Kidman Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

I am also charmed that these two are still great friends after all these years, even after Naomi's career seems to have eclipsed Nicole's in terms of respected movies (although not for nothing, they both have horrible movies in which they play blonde princesses). Hey, all you people who think women can't support each other: STUFF IT.

Nicole Kidman

nicole kidman Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

And, having made that crack about the shower cap: I actually think Nicole looks tremendous here.

Yael Stone

yael stone Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

This reminds me of -- and I do not consider this a spoiler -- the brief spell in season three of Orange Is The New Black in which her character stopped wearing her signature red lipstick, because she was bummed. It's all very downtrodden, somehow.

Teresa Palmer

teresa palmer Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

Oh, for the love of God, LET IT GO EVERYONE PLEASE STOP ORDERING PIZZA YOU ARE NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE AND IT'S NOT 2 A.M. [Also, I thought she was Brittany Snow for a second. Brittany Snow should sue.]

Angie Harmon

angie harmon Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

This is basically the exact opposite of Teresa Palmer's clothes.

Kelli Garner

kelli garner Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

I don't mean to split hairs, because I carp about people needing lipstick all the time, but... you know what, this website is all about splitting hairs: That shade is WAY wrong here.

Judith Light

judith light Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

Reliably sassy, even if I don't actually care that much about the clothes.

Lake Bell

lake bell Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

She is clearly about to cat-burgle the SHIT out of my house.

Michelle Trachtenberg

michelle trachtenberg Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

I want to Unfug this: make it a bit longer, and give it a waist.

Arielle Kebbel

arielle kebbel Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

Arielle was on the premiere of "UnReal," which should have just called itself 'UnREAL' without cutesy punctuation because it's actually a very good show (while we're on the subject, why were the magazine ads just Shiri Appleby naked and covering her bits? TOTALLY misrepresents the thing). She was good on it, too, and I like her in this eerie dress. THUMBS UP. The pattern gives it a shape that the cut does not.

Mena Suvari

mena suvari Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

Sure, fine.

Kate Mara

kate mara Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

You guys, I might be starting to miss Teresa Palmer. Zzz.

Regina King

regina king Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

OKAY. Cooking with gas. I can't say that I love these colors, but I DO think she is shimmering in them.

Tessa Thompson

tessa thompson Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

This one, I just want to own.

Constance Zimmer

constance zimmer Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

Constance is ALSO on UnREAL, and she's extremely great on it. Unlike her hair shirt, For what are you penitent, milady?

Melora Hardin

melora hardin Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

I think she's entering Noted Kook territory. LOOK AT THOSE SHOES. Indeed, I will help.

Melora Hardin

melora hardin Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

About the only way I can accept this is if, in a former life, those shoes were Nagini.

Fugs and Fabs: The Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards
I have no idea what is happening here, but I hope shower caps are the new black. [Photos: Getty]

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