
I actually like that shower cap on Kidman better than like 90 percent of things she's worn on her body this past year.

I am also charmed that these two are still great friends after all these years, even after Naomi's career seems to have eclipsed Nicole's in terms of respected movies (although not for nothing, they both have horrible movies in which they play blonde princesses). Hey, all you people who think women can't support each other: STUFF IT.

And, having made that crack about the shower cap: I actually think Nicole looks tremendous here.

This reminds me of -- and I do not consider this a spoiler -- the brief spell in season three of Orange Is The New Black in which her character stopped wearing her signature red lipstick, because she was bummed. It's all very downtrodden, somehow.

Oh, for the love of God, LET IT GO EVERYONE PLEASE STOP ORDERING PIZZA YOU ARE NOT IN COLLEGE ANYMORE AND IT'S NOT 2 A.M. [Also, I thought she was Brittany Snow for a second. Brittany Snow should sue.]

This is basically the exact opposite of Teresa Palmer's clothes.

I don't mean to split hairs, because I carp about people needing lipstick all the time, but... you know what, this website is all about splitting hairs: That shade is WAY wrong here.

Reliably sassy, even if I don't actually care that much about the clothes.

She is clearly about to cat-burgle the SHIT out of my house.

I want to Unfug this: make it a bit longer, and give it a waist.

Arielle was on the premiere of "UnReal," which should have just called itself 'UnREAL' without cutesy punctuation because it's actually a very good show (while we're on the subject, why were the magazine ads just Shiri Appleby naked and covering her bits? TOTALLY misrepresents the thing). She was good on it, too, and I like her in this eerie dress. THUMBS UP. The pattern gives it a shape that the cut does not.

Sure, fine.

You guys, I might be starting to miss Teresa Palmer. Zzz.

OKAY. Cooking with gas. I can't say that I love these colors, but I DO think she is shimmering in them.

This one, I just want to own.

Constance is ALSO on UnREAL, and she's extremely great on it. Unlike her hair shirt, For what are you penitent, milady?

I think she's entering Noted Kook territory. LOOK AT THOSE SHOES. Indeed, I will help.

About the only way I can accept this is if, in a former life, those shoes were Nagini.
