Karlie Kloss in Roland Vanderkemp
Little Veruca Salt is all grown up now. (This does look good on her, though; something about the hair color and the bangs and everything makes me feel very much like she's having a Taylor Swift Single White Female moment.)
Jourdan Dunn in Provenza Schouler
She looks smashing in the dress, but I'm sure you can imagine my thoughts on the bland makeup.
Natasha Lyonne
I guarantee you this outfit yielded sweat rivulets in terrible places. It was MUGGY in New York that night, and she's in a leather cocoon and bangs that smother her. That is a recipe for needing a cold shower once she gets home.
Nina Agdal
This ALSO must have been a wearable sauna. Maybe Natural Human Musk is what's hot for fall.
Kaia Gerber
She should maybe call Lily-Rose Depp and see if SHE can borrow something from Vanessa Paradis' closet.
Cindy Crawford
She COULD ask her mother, but Cindy is still using all her stuff. I bet there's some healthy closet competition in that household.
Sara Sampaio
Is this thing on? By which I mean, not my imaginary microphone, but the dress being hinted at here. IS this thing on? And if it is, for how much longer will it remain that way? If she turns left swiftly I have concerns.
Karlie
I mean... Karlie DOES usually close the shows she opens, so...