Sandra Bullock
This is secretly kind of great, but it needs some jewelry the way I need the get my roots done: REALLY BADLY.
Kerry Washington
This is VOLUMINOUS. I appreciate the thought -- and I'm thrilled it's not a crop top -- but I think if I were her, I would have saved this until she REALLY needed. So, like, three months from now.
Sarah Paulson
I wish I had the magical power to pop into a celeb's hotel room as she was prepping for a night, but was right about to leave for the event, for last looks. In this fantasy, which is basically an ABC Family movie waiting to happen, I only get like 30 seconds to speak. And I'd rattle off at Sarah: "Love the side part, dress is cute, you need jewelry," and as my corporeal form was being ripped from that particular dimension I would scream, "DON'T FORGET LIPSTIIIIIIIICK."
Sandra Oh and Kevin McKidd
These two look so cute that I almost want to start watching Grey's again. NO. NO, JESSICA. STAY STRONG.
Chelsea Kane
Does anyone REALLY wake up and think, "I really wish I could wear something the color of dishwater tonight. Will I ever achieve my dream?" That said, her hair is adorable.
Helen Mirren
She could teach a class.
Betsy Brandt
I think there was a meeting, and the only action item involved as many people as possible wearing this length.
Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin
Sssh, I kind of love Lisa in this sunny Palm Springs wine bag.