Anna Faris
For a second I thought Anna was having an "I should've had a V-8" moment, an aw-shucks forehead slapper, like, "Shit, well, this blows. Let's just do this and then I can go home and watch Parks and Rec."
Anna Faris
But, it turned out just to be the wind. Also, I don't hate this? It is a LOT more matronly than we're used to from her -- a lot -- but if she's pregnant and working bigger proportions than she's used to (her chest already seems larger) then I get her feeling like she needs to try something new. Honestly, it seems a little more Duchess Kate than Anna Faris, but after my initial surprise I think I might sort of like it. She could use a little lipstick. Her hair is holding up well against the wind, but I do sometimes wish she'd work a style that had actual color in it. Overall, though, I just want to hug her and say congrats, and suggest that she and Chris Pratt should take me shopping when they do their registry, because that dude will be TOTALLY fun with the zapper.
Emily Head
This lady is apparently on something called The Inbetweeners. Her dress is kind of an Inbetweener: part slinky, part girly, and TOTALLY making her regret that she didn't stick with the tight part. Damnable wind.
Isla Fisher
Very pretty. VERY young, but Isla Fisher is so tiny -- and so ageless, although she is not old, so maybe "ageless" is a premature adjective -- that she can probably get away with it. And hey, you don't have to worry about the wind blowing up your skirt when you're barely wearing one, right?
Amber Atherton
Amber is allegedly on something called Made In Chelsea. Right about now Chelsea is writing a letter to the media renouncing its affiliation with her entire lower half.